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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i have no idea what he's trying to say fyi

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poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Gomba mis nascas a Jerm Grabbel don va Mumpy Pufinto

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

HoboZero posted:

Gomba mis nascas a Jerm Grabbel don va Mumpy Pufinto

same

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoboZero posted:

Gomba mis nascas a Jerm Grabbel don va Mumpy Pufinto

Im gonna be mario and stomp on your head

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

To be honest the first word made me think of goombas, too. I think that's beautiful in a tiny way

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
gabagool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

who the hell is earl?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Tony Homo posted:

Gay Mexican singer Juan Gabriel died. I was forced by my wife to endure a concert of his in Vegas a year ago and it was a horrible situation. I told my wife that the goons have not spoken of this <ahem> tragedy and she said "the goons are all white so why would they know." It's my duty to inform the goons of this tragedy.

rip Gabriel Iglesias, dead at 69.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tNVEhSelH0 Juan Gabriel was great. Rip

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HoboZero posted:

Who the gently caress is juam gabriel diez

An illegal

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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time for the worms to make a hole in Juan

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
I guess its true, you only live Juance

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my life goes on exactly as before

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mariana Horchata posted:

pfff wait til moz dies theyll prob give him a state funeral



So all the members of state can call him a cocksucker and piss on his pretentious corpse

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

'cuz I'm Doug and I fffffuuuuckinnn haaaated that guuyyyyyyy

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry to hear about this loss. I know a dude with the last name Gabriel; wish he had loving died instead TBQH

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Zorodius posted:

I guess its true, you only live Juance

that was juan pun too many

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

cut your hair hippy

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

He was a Juan in a lifetime performer

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Has Vicente Fernandez been moved to a safe location yet

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


At first I thought it was that singer who leg dropped some fan in the head, but nope that was a different mexican

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Tell your gf you're a pinche pendejo and everybody knows it OP.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

did anybody say juan gaybriel yet

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
RIP Jose

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

something something a mexican you say? something something landscaping. something roofing something.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Dely Apple posted:

Has Vicente Fernandez been moved to a safe location yet

Dude open carried onstage up until a few months ago, I wouldn't worry.

(This was probably a replica, but the alternative seems just as plausible).

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
My female Mexican Facebook friend is torn up about this.

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

My mom's gay coworker just bought tickets on Friday to see this guy and to surprise his boyfriend with.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Juan Gabriel dies, another takes his place.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
who

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Very sad. He was a Juanderful man.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Zorodius posted:

another Juan bites the dust

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
[I'm a dope]

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Never heard of him, but dang if the puns aren't great


The Juan and Only

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Zorodius posted:

time for the worms to make a hole in Juan

this is a good one

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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Mira, es mi abuela! Hachicachcachi

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