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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://twitter.com/Superatr/status/770109093293985794


https://twitter.com/ArtieNBCSD/status/770110617726451713

https://twitter.com/LAScanner/status/770110844520783872

https://twitter.com/LAScanner/status/770113178978095104

https://twitter.com/Andreafsper/status/770112385730301952


https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/770120974536761344

Didn't this exact same thing happen at Laguardia like a week ago? Get a grip on yourselves, people.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
excuse me, i had some beans for dinner. do pardon me

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
la sucks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

english pls

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this is an effective way to steal luggage

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
osama won

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Orkin Mang posted:

english pls
the sucks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

english please im not from china

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

lol again?!!?? lol again.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

english please im not from china

mods knew

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

I guess I'll go to bed then.

Active shooter / terrorist attacks are the ultimate excuse to stay up past my bedtime. I remember during the Dallas thing I stayed up until like 1am.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Don't worry guys, poo poo is under control.

https://twitter.com/sayczars/status/770110930885697537

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


i was already laughing and now i dont know what to do, i thbink i might die
help

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
man, all isis would have to do is take out a subway train in rush hour and we'd be looking at world war 3 you dudes are so loving jumpy lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i mean

zorro
of all loving things

lmao

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
But let's not forget the real victims.

https://twitter.com/lisadraws/status/770122306190442502

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

I'm under the impression most people have no idea what gunfire sounds like.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

William Stoner posted:

I'm under the impression most people have no idea what gunfire sounds like.

ummmm..... it sounds like zorro sitting outside having a smoke on a bench

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Jeff Sichoe posted:

man, all isis would have to do is take out a subway train in rush hour and we'd be looking at world war 3 you dudes are so loving jumpy lol

isis could just get someone to shout "SUICIDE BOMBER" on a NYC subway at 8:45am on a monday and probably kill at least a couple dozen people.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
TURBO MUSLIM PEDO!! @ disney land

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Entropic posted:

Didn't this exact same thing happen at Laguardia like a week ago? Get a grip on yourselves, people.

kinda hard when mass shootings have been on a rise

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

symbolic posted:

this is an effective way to steal luggage

gently caress yeah. You pop the balloons I'll grab the bags, "no gently caress get outta here!"

And I end up with a huge suitcase full of ancient artifacts.

That would be good.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Orkin Mang posted:

excuse me, i had some beans for dinner. do pardon me

were they black or red beans? answer very slowly with a lot of consideration: your reply could make you a racist

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

William Stoner posted:

I'm under the impression most people have no idea what gunfire sounds like.

i refuse to wear ear protection when shooting, as i don't want to feel like i can only shoot my best while wearing essentially pussy gear made from chinese foam

i hope to never encounter a gunman, but if i do i won't be making baby sounds with my thumb in my mouth because the volume has triggered my scaredy cat mode

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

were they black or red beans? answer very slowly with a lot of consideration: your reply could make you a racist

they were grey beans from the hemisphere

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

english pls
that guy's french

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Maybe the guy who yelled just had tourettes

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Everybody just needs to reLAX

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

FuhrerHat posted:

i mean

zorro
of all loving things

lmao
also came here to lol

if he was really zorro he would've made a hasty escape after a dashing swordfight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz0R9XJciO0

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRsx5Ues_c

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress idiots who are scared of their own shadow

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I flew to Phoenix 3-4 years ago and had a layover at LAX, which is insane because usually DEN or PHO is my layover. It did not make any sense! :shrug:

My secretary at the moment doesn't hate me so I haven't had to go to LAX and have had a lot of non-stops somehow.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM3oNmLUWcM

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Chief McHeath posted:

gently caress yeah. You pop the balloons I'll grab the bags, "no gently caress get outta here!"

And I end up with a huge suitcase full of ancient artifacts.

That would be good.

Dunno, that sounds like the first act of a horror movie

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

the guy in the white shirt at 0:07 has huge boobs

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
he puts every woman in the video to shame

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
#activeshooter

:gizz:

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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
This is scary times we live in... im just glad no one has targeted SA yet

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