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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Our strikers are bombing like its happy hour on kouta beach

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Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
I'd make a sick code tags 4-3-3 formation but i keep just getting to centre-forward, reviewing our options and bursting into tears idgi

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
The old 4-4-here be dragons formation

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Let's get the 4240 going

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
Every Australia match against Asian opponents is just a long, agonising wait for some midfielder to do a really cool thing and just sort of decide to score out of nowhere

If I were Rogic or Mooy I'd just have a seething resentment and hatred of all our forwards tbh

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bogan Krkic posted:

I agree entirely, needs to be two of mooy rogic and luongo

mooy seems to be playing in every position on the pitch this match, he's good

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Now this might be controversial, but I feel like we might need to fire Brad Smith into the sun

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Tongues posted:

Now this might be controversial, but I feel like we might need to fire Brad Smith into the sun

juric first

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

brad smith is deece but he is having a shocker

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
Throw on Gersbach/Kruse/probably not Cahill since he's played like 30 minutes of competitive football in five months and pray imo

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

kruse for rogic imo

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Put me on, I'm ready

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
I'm like a wrecking ball

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
poo poo

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
FUUUUUCCCCCK YOOOOOOOU JURIC

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
How the gently caress did tomi juric miss that

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

what the gently caress

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
bricking it in this terrible stream that only freezes at key moments but was entirely uninterrupted during the half-time interval, did juric just gently caress that up or was it blocked (or, hell, both)

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Twat le Piss posted:

How the gently caress did tomi juric miss that

he's a bad footballer

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Haha there you go lads. well done luongo

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

what on earth was that loving technique

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

ronniegardocki posted:

he's a bad footballer

he also got an assist with that goal!!!!!

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Twat le Piss posted:

Haha there you go lads. well done luongo

that'll do

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
i see i have my answer, gently caress off juric- oh wait, nevermind, :australia:

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Saaaaave us massiiiiii

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
never in doubt tbh [citation needed]

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Arqebequques: juric missed a tap in from a metre out, luongo came along to rescue shortly after in almost exactly the same move but without tomi at the end of it to gently caress it up

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

juric didnt just miss a tap in, he tried to back heel it in with his right boot by swinging it across his left leg and just falling down instead

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
thanks

juric wants so badly to be a good footballer, you can see it in his unnaturally large, shiny eyes, he just loving isn't

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
The stream skipped ahead, I heard a cheer and Juric celebrating, am I having a stroke

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

he is a big lad though

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Arquebus posted:

The stream skipped ahead, I heard a cheer and Juric celebrating, am I having a stroke

i am def having a stroke at this scoreline :liara:

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Arquebus posted:

thanks

juric wants so badly to be a good footballer, you can see it in his unnaturally large, shiny eyes, he just loving isn't

nice self ownage lol

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bogan Krkic posted:

i am def having a stroke at this scoreline :liara:

text me

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
This might be off topic, but I've started taking swisse prostate vitamin tablets and now I'm shooting huge knotty ropes


you'll feel better on swisse

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
id love another goal

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Tongues posted:

This might be off topic, but I've started taking swisse prostate vitamin tablets and now I'm shooting huge knotty ropes


you'll feel better on swisse

i zinc this sounds like good advice

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
are you trying to get mrs tongues up the duff?

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
or is it to combat the threat of prostate cancer

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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
What's happened with giannou? I feel like he was killing it at some stage, but that might have been Bangladesh or something

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