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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Sweet Howards down.

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

The reason the US is losing is because everyone is demoralized Trump won, besides Geoff Cameron who isn't even with the team.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I like how Arena actually put in players who can pass and dribble instead of trying to have Bradley do it (he is bad at that).

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I mean Bradley can make some decent long passes and set pieces, just in the midfield even half assed pressure makes him fold like a wet paper bag.

First Edit:
Also its good we dont have Bingham in goal there.

Second Edit:
YES MORE INJURIES TO LA GALAXY PLAYERS!!!

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

:allbuttons:

At least he is still poo poo at PK's

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I feel like my stream is 5 minutes behind...

But seriously Dempsey is cool and good and is going to beat Donovan's goal-scoring record.

Edit he is only 4 back now from tying I think he can do it.

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Mar 25, 2017

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

lol Klinsman is a loving retard

Also Dempsey is now only 3 goals back from the goalscoring record, come on Duece get a hattrick to school everyone who says you shouldn't be on the team.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Dempsey for a double hat-trick

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

6 months ago I thought I'd never see Clint play again. And here we are.

I am excited for Dempsey's revenge year with the Sounders and USA

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Simone Poodoin posted:

There's a huge craft beer movement in Costa Rica and they do crazy stuff with fruit and coffee all the time and it's great. I wouldn't buy this one on purpose, but it was part of a "beer of the month" thing I'm in where they deliver a six pack of assorted local craft beers every month and it was good to try it, even though it's not my thing.

Thats actually pretty cool.


Also I can see Torres doesn't want to clatter Dempsey because I can't imagine that ending well for him once the break is over.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

The USA did not rock Panama City like it's 1989...

SAD!



Is that Marcus Hanheman in goal?

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Mar 29, 2017

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

stab posted:

Im going to a friendly on tuesday between two poo poo squads for the ultimate in poo poo soccer.

I also know my poo poo country will lose because they are Scotland of the North (Canada)


Edit: holy poo poo they are ranked lower than their opponents Curacao.

What the gently caress is a Curacao. Are they even a country? (Dont be surprised, the CANMNT have lost to non-countries before)

Curacao gets Dutch rejects, which are somehow still better than Canadians.

RideTheSpiral posted:

for such a big and rich country canada really is insanely poo poo at sport

Canada is bad even though their players were individually quite good for CONCAF.

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jun 11, 2017

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

stab posted:

And we have to take rejects because our naturalized citizens refuse to play for us and become traitors and scum and gently caress them

See:

Begovic, Asmir
De Guzman, Jonathan

Edit: also its a friendly cause Canada is already eliminated from World Cup qualifying loving lol if you think we have a chance of ever making the world cup (outside of that 3 way bid in 2096 or whenever the gently caress its for)

You got half the De Guzman brothers at least :downs:

Even with all the naturalized guys who never played for the Canada team you still have had a few pretty good players which should have been enough to at least make it to the hexagonal.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Seltzer posted:

Wait Beasley starting in 2017?

Beasley is going to retire after Buffon.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

But seriously why is Beasley starting at wingback over say Johnson?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Why is that not a red card?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

HOLYSHIT BRADLEY

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Can we sub in Fabian Johnson now?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

NOOO NOT GRAHAM ZUSI NO!

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Maybe if Mexico loses some of their Liga MX players will get a "friendly" visit from the cartels.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

lol Jermaine Jones in a suit being an analyst that amuses me.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Crazy Ted posted:

I know bad goalkeeping etc

But how often do you expect a loving Trinidadian center back to just up and uncork a blast like that?

He isn't even the good Jones brother.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Holyshit this is absolutely loving pathetic, fire everyone.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I mean the MLS isn't the problem its the US players and coaches being trash. I mean ffs the guys who score for these lovely CONCAF teams are MLS players which is what is so :kingsley:

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

FartingBedpost posted:

lol Bruce Arena must have some dark poo poo on somebody.

Arena is from New Jersey maybe he has mob ties and threw the match against Trinidad for big $$$$.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I can see why Hovarth got benched now.

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

binge crotching posted:

He's still better than Howard

No doubt that was still bad though.

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