International Football 2016-17: This is going to be shite

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I have anirrational hatred for Honduras when they play at home. It's flop city

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:38

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Also gee commentators thanks for reminding us about the 8-1 loss we as a nation had already completely forgotten about it

gently caress YES FUCJ YES gently caress YES gently caress YES

CANADA HAS A LEAD ON THE ROAD.

I REPEAT..CANADA HAS A LEAD

I dont know who mandreka james is but he owns already

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

There is no way Canada wins or ties this if they keep his pace up

Borjan is playing out of his goddamn mind

Edit: welp

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Incoming 7 goal explosion for Honduras

The pain of being a CMNT supporter must continue until the heat death of the universe

Edit: 6 more to go..sigh

gently caress my life

stab fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Sep 2, 2016

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 23:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Why are the Canadian women so good

Why are the Canadian men so bad

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 23:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I give up oh well maybe 2022 will be differahahahaah i cant even :smith:

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 00:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Come join me for more Canadian suffering tonight, where our road to qualifying is ended without mercy and with continued regret

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 16:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Real Name Grover posted:

So I guess Canada can make the Hex if they beat an already-eliminated El Salvador in Vancouver and makes up a -5 GD to Honduras, who play at the Azteca

Hey, you never know

you do realize that

1) They've scored 2 goals the entire round

2) It's Canada

3) It's Canada

4) Canada

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 16:56

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So whos ready for the Canada miracle comebahahahahahaha

:smith:

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 02:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Nostradingus posted:

You only have to win by more goals than you've scored over the last 5 games combined right, easy peasy

CANADA HAS ONE

FOUR MORE TO GO MEXICO COME ON SCORE YOU GUYS

loving LARIN!!!!!!!!

edit: laffo that goal was miles offside too

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

canada please stop with the loving long balls jesus christ

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:22

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Larin is the most infuriating player in the world to watch

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:31

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Nostradingus posted:

So we need to call suicide watch on you yet, stab

this is the Canada way man

5 billion chances

we convert on the one we shouldn't be allowed to.

this team has loving carved up El Sal like swiss cheese and we only have one goal.

hey news flash guys, we need 5 fyi

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 03:45

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

TWO!!!!!!!!!

COME ON YOU BASTARDS LETS GO

MEXICO WAKE THE FUCKUP

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOW WE ARE UP A MAN HOLY gently caress

CHANNEL THE WOMEN YOU lovely SOCCER PLAYERS

BE GOOD

stab fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Sep 7, 2016

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:12

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gee we need tons of goals!!!

I know, lets sub off the two goal scorers!

*is Canada's coach*

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:33

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

welp

It's over.

:sigh:

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

https://twitter.com/DaveMustaine/status/782213648664199168

Pack it in boys musicians don't follow the greatness that is rooney

Rooney brings it home

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 12:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

trem_two posted:

CONCACAF are going to get rid of the Hex. So we can see Jozy pile up goals against farmers and cab drivers more often.

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/785109218919583744

Canadian head of CONCACAF looking to set up a system that'll give Canada a chance to actually progress further (and still be shite)?

Sign me the gently caress up

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 15:44

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Simone Poodoin posted:

Can't wait for Klinsmann to get the Canada job and make them beat the USMNT in the Qatar qualifiers (if Emperor Trump hasn't banned soccer by then)

I'll take him

That's how bad the CMNT program is

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 01:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Seltzer posted:

It wasn't rigged against us, we just crapped out, but it was absolutely rigged for Mexico. It was Korea 2002 poo poo. They had like three games in a row with multiple criminal game changing calls going their way. Remember when the Panamanians almost ended that game to assault the refs instead of continuing playing?

I for one have a tough time believing anything in CONCACAF wouldn't be on the level!!!!!!

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 01:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lol scotland why arent you beating Canada by 20 goals

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 22:04

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Haha Scotland you couldn't beat Canada

Canada

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 22:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im going to a friendly on tuesday between two poo poo squads for the ultimate in poo poo soccer.

I also know my poo poo country will lose because they are Scotland of the North (Canada)

Edit: holy poo poo they are ranked lower than their opponents Curacao.

What the gently caress is a Curacao. Are they even a country? (Dont be surprised, the CANMNT have lost to non-countries before)

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 23:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jack2142 posted:

Curacao gets Dutch rejects, which are somehow still better than Canadians.

Canada is bad even though their players were individually quite good for CONCAF.

And we have to take rejects because our naturalized citizens refuse to play for us and become traitors and scum and gently caress them

See:

Begovic, Asmir
De Guzman, Jonathan

Edit: also its a friendly cause Canada is already eliminated from World Cup qualifying loving lol if you think we have a chance of ever making the world cup (outside of that 3 way bid in 2096 or whenever the gently caress its for)

stab fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jun 12, 2017

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 00:08

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh boy I'm so excited to watch the CANMNT poo poo up the building tonight!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:12

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Theres like 3000 people for this spectacle of poo poo

Come on canada dissapoint me again like usual

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 00:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Yes we are losing to loving curacao

Burn the country down

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:22

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

CANADA SCORED A GOAL AND IS NOT SUPER poo poo

STATUS: JUST REGULAR poo poo

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hey look at that canada just capped a 16 year old

Get ready for 20 years of pain Davies

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Official attendance 6026

Shameful

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:17

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada gets a penalty

Hits the post

Canada.jpg

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

AHAHAHA CANADA IS LEADING A GAME OF KICKBALL VERSUS A HIGHER RANKED OPPONENET

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

CANADA WON A GAME ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ALONG

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada time! Time to lose to the reggae boys again.

Only post on this match im sure

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 23:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Latinx posted:

this is a bad jamaica side

Losing to canada makes any side bad

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 02:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh 500 posts since i last checked in what happ

:stare:

Hey dont feel bad American fans, Canada didnt even make the Hex!

And they lost a friendly to el salvador as well!

Hehe

Eheh

:smith:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 12:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

God is dead

Cazzo di azurri di merde

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 23:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

trem_two posted:

Ventura says he's not going to step down, according to him the performances were good enough, they just didn't get the results. Lol.

Chiellini announced his international retirement in an interview tonight. Not really a surprise at his age I guess.

Lol ventura's fired already he just doesn't know it yet

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 01:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Lmao that Canada goal. I thought New Zealand were a decent team.

Dude this Liam Millar guy has been aces so far

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 17:14

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Sounds like it, i just turned it on at the goal.

So remind me goons does a players first cap in a friendly tie him to the country?

Cause this Millar guy passing to Davies for a decade or so will finally advance Canada from the ultra dogshit class of soccer to the hot dogshit class

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 17:30

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