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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Germany playing against the sham nation of San Marino, what a world we live in.

This Henrichs lad has no future in the squad.

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Jul 7, 2006

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For the record, I would not like to read another Der Shovel effortpost until next year comes around.

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shirts and skins posted:

It's Spanish for sand. Bruce Aréna: Secret Mexican Double Agent? We deport, you decide.

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Jul 7, 2006

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That was a drat nice goal tbh

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fat greasy puto posted:

ozil comes on and germany stop scoring lol

I feel like this statement needs its facts checked.

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Jul 7, 2006

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For one, the bondscoach iswas blind.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Mar 27, 2017

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It's sticking to age old tactics because they worked thirty years ago.

True, some day it'll come around because football tends to be cyclical, but this is not the time for a classic 4-3-3.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Tom is a professional nipple watcher.

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Polidoro posted:

The case against Valverde was archived. FIFA solved racism again!

They'll be needing a new archive building for Russia.

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Jul 7, 2006

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It was a close, but correct call, Vargas' upper body was slightly offside.

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Jul 7, 2006

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I'm neither shocked nor appalled that Leno would be doing just Leno things. He and ter Stegen are really similar in that regard lmao

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Jul 7, 2006

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Löw apparently wanted a counterattacking side but forgot to field more than three offensive players lmao

You'd need more than three subs at halftime to rectify this error.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Nice, the referee first books the wrong Cameroon player for a foul on Can, VAR shows him the foul, sends same player off with a red. :chanpop:

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Jul 7, 2006

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Lmao Pollersbeck only jumped to the right and no one saw trough this ruse.

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It's been offensively mediocre though.

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Ronald playing like someone who's thinking about where to stash his illegal gains from unpaid taxes next.

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Seems like the VAR has up and died after the group phase.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Geez Bravo is doing the Hollersbeck ruse.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Let's wait how long it takes Portugal to see through it.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Lmao Portugal

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Jul 7, 2006

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Mexico behind already.

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Lmao Goretzka is sinking the Mexican ship on his own.

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Mexico are not entirely terrible, and with ter Stegen in goal they're bound to get at least one goal out of nowhere.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Draxler is having his off day this match and trying hard to channel CRonaldo.

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Stindl is making a statement for fielding Wagner.

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Löw will not use a single substitution this game, book it.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Told you dawg.

Also that defending

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Jul 7, 2006

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Julian is mui triste

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Jul 7, 2006

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SS-Totenkopf uniforms were fresh out, bunch of Russians stole them and are parading around in that getup around St Petersburg.

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Jul 7, 2006

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The big favourites to win the U21 European Championship, Spain, have conceded a goal so far and are not looking very likely to score ib the first half.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Nazis have won against fascists, all is right with the world.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Lolling at this goal

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Jul 7, 2006

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I can't believe Chile did not score once in the beginning phase, only to concede because Diaz was a fuckwit.

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Jul 7, 2006

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That Chilean is gonna get sent off thanks to VAr

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Jul 7, 2006

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Chile devolve into South America riot mode while the referee barely does anything.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Elbows to the chin are a term of endearment in Serbia.

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Jul 7, 2006

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I'm waiting for the inevitable ter Stegen comedy goal but Chile are too dumb to shoot on goal.

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Jul 7, 2006

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It has ended, congrats Nazi B-team.

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ephex posted:

imagine not being german smh smgdh




EvilHawk posted:

Did the commentator seriously just call this an upset :psyduck:

Chile were favourites by far, all teams except Germany travelled to Russia in their optimal squad.

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