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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




poo poo Theophilus is a fukkin party animal

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Laurenz posted:

Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.



Fred Ott's Skeeze

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Roundhay Hardon Scene

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i wanna see porn thats like meatholes but they yell positive things at the chick.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results


i know what you are talking about but i dont want to post that i know because then everyone will be like lol trap spring and it just wont go wells

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


opus111 posted:

I bet the NK porn that does exist is rowdy as hell. Proper grimy walls with 70s styled pictures of dear leader and clothes hanging up to dry off rusty wires and yellow formica tables.

this ain't dear leader xxx

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

What exactly comes out of Russia? The worst I've heard of is Facial Abuse and they're in the US.


from what ive seen its porn where everyone just seems incredibly bored

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