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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

they should make a porn with bigfoot and the loch ness monster

Finally, a goon project that's got legs! Someone else, make the website!

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

numberoneposter posted:

dickstarter.com ground floor here

If there's not a porno crowdfunding site called fluffer, then that's a real missed opo.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

KomodoWagon posted:

My true desire is watching an actual porn movie - that is, a movie with an actual story, decent-good acting, and copious amounts of loving. If there's no reason for what's going on to be going on, I start to lose interest no matter how hardcore the action is. I've browsed Mr. Skin to find movies with explicit scenes, but they often only have one or two fairly short sequences and I end up having to watch two hours of pretentious sub-par French cinema just to get my rocks off.

You got a near miss here. What you're looking for is Spanish Cinema. Not as pretentious, but they still gently caress.

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