What the fuck is going on with porn?

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im done with porn

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 18:36

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

vyst posted:

liar

no its true

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 18:47

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Moridin920 posted:

i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair

shrek lookin mother fuckers

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 20:26

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

WampaLord posted:

People say this, but I still just watch normal porn and haven't "escalated" to weird stuff and I've been watching porn for like 17 years at this point.

when did girls start growing dicks? seems like it happened pretty gradually now they all have dicks :confused:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 20:55

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Unfinish3d posted:

I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean

Someone start a kickstarter. do they allow that for porn?

dickstarter.com ground floor here

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 23:33

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

max4me posted:

I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.

Fuckboys of GBS dot com

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 23:35

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gatekeeper posted:

it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger

you gotta go cold turkey

drinking on the other hand

never stop, not even once

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 23:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Moridin920 posted:

some more story/context in porn would be nice but I don't think it makes any money really

How about a bunch of attractive people go to a pool party, they get pretty sloshed on margaritas, do a bunch of cannonballs and chicken fights, then about half of them go home hook up, a quarter of them are too drunk to gently caress but try anyways, and the rest go home and get a good nights sleep because it's a Sunday and Monday comes early.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:25

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

King Vidiot posted:

I want some realistic story porn where it's like a whole hour of two people awkwardly getting to know each other and flirting, followed by some kissing and fondling and 10 minutes of sex.

Or the first hour is just them actually Netflixing and chilling, until the guy gets up the nerve to make a move and they gently caress for two minutes before he comes. Then they both fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV.

Spare me your life story.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:40

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Moridin920 posted:

uh but sometimes i want to go back to some video i was watching why can't google just not share the nsfw stuff it's not like they can't tell what it is 99% of the time

just LOL if you dont have a separate hidden CHAMBER only accessible by trap door let alone computer and proxy and hacked wifi for illicit use

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:15

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gobblecoque posted:

I like my girls like I like my music:

Traps

What ever do you mean?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 19:52

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:10

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Chicks with dicks is all the rage.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 06:52

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