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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

bongwizzard posted:

I seem to be more desirable at 38 then I was at 28 or especially 18.

pics? i already find your intellect diesrable so lemme see some cock cleavage, flash a lil dickneck for me hon, let's see if the sparks fly

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Sex with Kelly Wells would be fun in the same way as a flight in a fighter jet or being a passenger in a demolition derby, only for your dick. Sure, sex with hot girls who aren't crazy is alright, but dipping your balls into a girl's distended anus while she recites her times tables is an experience.

life begins when she screams choo-choo train noises


bongwizzard posted:

It's actually pretty hard to take a flattering picture of the dickneck region. I did waste about 20 minutes at work trying, so thanks for that at least.

:kimchi: thank you for trying

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