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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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if you watch too much gay porn will it rub off? asking for a friend

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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WampaLord posted:

My main gripe is that I thought we were past the stupid idea of panning to the dude's face right before the money shot. I thought that was dead and gone, but lately I've been seeing it crop up again.

The last thing I want to see is some dude's O-face. In fact, just crop out the dude's face as much as possible.

This thread is useless without pics

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Laurenz posted:

We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap.

Either that or humanity is just becoming more degenerate...

Oh I miss the days of finding porn mags in the woods....

Tell us about you r weirdo porn

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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generative grammer posted:

I've probably seen this on the internet just by googling oldest porn film; it was a late 19th/early 20th century silent reel of heterosexual lovemaking in the missionary position for 20 seconds

probably was the oldest extant film but whatevs

And no link to this hotness

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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generative grammer posted:

well i think i found an older one and this is so victorian that it can be safely hosted on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3N6D9hQwk

e: can't be arsed to look for the actual one i'm thinking but here is a film with a really modern build-up and honkey tonk music

:nws: http://xhamster.com/movies/583770/the_first_porn_movie_ever.html

Thanks. Boy they really took their turns back then. Rotund women, but not blacks? Chamber maids even, surprising.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Decrepus posted:

Why did the trend of having the guy/guys cum on plates, cups, etc start? I remember seeing it years ago and apparently it is still around? Because :laffo:

Wut are u watching? That's gay.

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