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More like banging your beard, am I right guys?
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Serious Frolicking posted:I think I would be a good husband to a wig. We would spend many happy years together and love each other for the rest of our lives Spoken like a true blue pill beta. Wigs are all cheating, manipulating liars who only see you as a meal ticket. One day you're saying your "I dos" and the next thing you know you're coming home early to find their luxurious locks wrapped around the head of some Chad. Then it's divorce court and all you have to look forward for the rest of your life is your wages getting garnished to pay for designer wig caps and special care shampoos. The justice system is notoriously weighted in favor of the wigs. Wigs might be good for the occasional flirty fling at Halloween parties or backstage at the community playhouse but they're definitely not marriage material. Believe me, I already got put through the wringer twice before I got wise.
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