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Harold Lauder is a character from Stephen Kings The Stand. While rereading this book, I noticed he fit the profile of gooniness. Here is an excerpt from the Stephen King wiki: quote:Bullied at home and at school, Harold is tall, yet overweight (6'1 and 240lbs) unhygienic and unpopular. He has black, greasy hair. He had a lot of acne, caused by eating junk food. He wears glasses. He is described by his sister as wearing the same boxer shorts until they stood on their own, due to their crustiness. She also describes that he masturbates in his pants. (He seems addicted to self pleasure). He had never experienced the pleasures of a woman. He finds an outlet in writing, writing strange stories in the 2nd POV and present tense and often affects a jaded, worldly attitude, when in reality he is merely immature and lacking in social graces; he overcompensates for his really low self-esteem by "acting out" in pompous, abrasive ways. He displays multiple symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
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Aug 29, 2016 22:31
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You've sure cracked this case Holmes
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Aug 29, 2016 22:33
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igot like half way through the stand but never finished it, I should it was prety good
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Aug 29, 2016 22:33
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M-O-O-N that spells IM GAY
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Aug 29, 2016 22:35
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no poo poo mycroft
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Aug 29, 2016 22:36
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My god! It's like the Rosetta Stone!
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Aug 29, 2016 22:37
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Nooner posted:igot like half way through the stand but never finished it, I should it was prety good Get the audiobook of the uncut version. It's pretty good.
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Aug 29, 2016 22:37
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Get the audiobook of the uncut version. It's pretty good. ehhh does it come in a more kosher version?
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Aug 29, 2016 22:38
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Iron Prince posted:ehhh does it come in a more kosher version? Depends on how much you like gay rape.
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Aug 29, 2016 22:39
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Iron Prince posted:ehhh does it come in a more kosher version? oy gevalt!
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Aug 29, 2016 22:39
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Doesn't he paint their initials on the side of a barn and get a big ol chub?
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Aug 29, 2016 22:50
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I'll never tell. 
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Aug 29, 2016 22:53
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hello 'goons'
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Aug 29, 2016 22:59
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I really liked the trashcan man
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Aug 29, 2016 23:00
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He gets a girlfriend that wont let him actually gently caress her but it's okay if he jerks off to her, which he does, graphically described, thanks Steven King I needed a book that accurately describes my own sex life 
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Aug 29, 2016 23:03
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Flesh Forge posted:He gets a girlfriend that wont let him actually gently caress her but it's okay if he jerks off to her, which he does, graphically described I feel like between that and the cumming in the pants thing there's some fetish poo poo going on but maybe my brain is just porn addled idk
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Aug 29, 2016 23:05
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I remember reading It in 6th grade and everyone was really impressed because it was like 1,000 pages. Really it's been all downhill from there for me.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:05
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Francine deserved to die for friendzoning Harold she just used him for survival until Stu came to save her from an unattractive male
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Aug 29, 2016 23:08
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Francine deserved to die for friendzoning Harold goons.txt
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Aug 29, 2016 23:22
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you could tell Fran had bad character because she was unmarried and pregnant she probably deserved to be in Las Vegas rather than Boulder
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Aug 29, 2016 23:29
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Not a goon. Harold Lauder lost weight and got things done. Some evil, some not.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:35
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I could lose weight too if there was a world-ending disaster and all the fast food restaurants closed and I was forced to walk across the entire country as it is, current circumstances keep me fat
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Aug 29, 2016 23:39
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remember when stephen king explicitly went back and added a part to the stand where the trashcan man gets his butt raped with a drunk dude's gun? lol what the gently caress was that about
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Aug 30, 2016 00:21
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Stephen King is weird.
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Aug 30, 2016 00:24
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client posted:remember when stephen king explicitly went back and added a part to the stand where the trashcan man gets his butt raped with a drunk dude's gun? lol what the gently caress was that about He didn't add it it was part of the original but the editor made him take it out Also it pwns
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Aug 30, 2016 00:27
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iirc the butt gun rape was delivered by a very short elvis impersonator who was ultra fired up on meth and kept screaming DON'T TELL ME I'LL TELL YOU
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Aug 30, 2016 00:32
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William Stoner posted:Stephen King is weird. Not for a horror/fantasy/scifi author.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:02
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if you don't want to read about people getting weird stuff up their butt why are you even reading Stephen King
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Aug 30, 2016 01:03
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OctoberBlues posted:I remember reading It in 6th grade and everyone was really impressed because it was like 1,000 pages. Really it's been all downhill from there for me. Yup.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:06
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Ein cooler Typ posted:if you don't want to read about people getting weird stuff up their butt why are you even reading Stephen King yeah there's the part of (I think) the first Dark Tower book where a guy is going to smuggle some dope for some gangsters and the biggest, grossest gangster has to "check his butthole for surveillance devices" so he hawks up a bunch of phlegm and snot on his fist and fists the guy's butthole the "flecks of snot" (direct quote iirc) are so wonderfully described its like its your own butthole
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Aug 30, 2016 01:10
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Flesh Forge posted:He gets a girlfriend that wont let him actually gently caress her but it's okay if he jerks off to her, which he does, graphically described, thanks Steven King I needed a book that accurately describes my own sex life my recollection is that he was allowed to stick it anywhere except the lady pocket because the devil needed her maidenhead intact
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Aug 30, 2016 01:13
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better than I remember it 
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Aug 30, 2016 01:14
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Also hailing from New York City, Susannah is an African-American (although as a woman of 1964, she prefers the term "Negro" over the term considered appropriate in Eddie's time, "Black") woman with two major afflictions: her legs below the knees were severed in a subway accident, and a childhood head injury left her with dual personalities, which Eddie incorrectly labels schizophrenia. She is "The Lady of Shadows", the second companion predicted by Walter to be drawn into Roland's world via the mysterious doors. Initially, her dominant personality is that of Odetta Susannah Holmes, a well-mannered but priggish woman active in the civil rights movement. At times, however, she is taken over by Detta Susannah Walker—murderously psychotic, incredibly crafty, completely unbreakable—whom neither Eddie nor Roland can control. Roland manages to resolve these personalities by forcing her to look through the third door while he himself looks out of it, forcing her to see herself as she really is; thereafter, her personalities are integrated into a single, far more balanced individual, known as Susannah Dean, Eddie's wife, although they were never formally married. Susannah has access to the memories and personalities of both Holmes and Walker, and can call upon their skills and temperaments at will. During the drawing of Jake, she submits to sex with the demon of the doorway in order to distract it and afterwards, she becomes pregnant. Susannah shares the experience of her pregnancy with a demon-turned-mortal named Mia, resulting in Susannah housing yet another personality in her mind. Mia takes over Susannah's body (and melds with it, giving her legs for a short while) and runs in it to yet another when of New York, this one circa 1999, to give birth to the demon child.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:21
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Flesh Forge posted:Also hailing from New York City, Susannah is an African-American (although as a woman of 1964, she prefers the term "Negro" over the term considered appropriate in Eddie's time, "Black") woman with two major afflictions: her legs below the knees were severed in a subway accident, and a childhood head injury left her with dual personalities, which Eddie incorrectly labels schizophrenia. She is "The Lady of Shadows", the second companion predicted by Walter to be drawn into Roland's world via the mysterious doors. i think we can all relate to that
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Aug 30, 2016 02:02
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I'm more of a Paul Sheldon, because I'm trapped in this loving place and can't leave
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Aug 30, 2016 03:01
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Flesh Forge posted:He gets a girlfriend that wont let him actually gently caress her but it's okay if he jerks off to her, which he does, graphically described, thanks Steven King I needed a book that accurately describes my own sex life
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Aug 30, 2016 03:05
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devil is cool with butt babies
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Aug 30, 2016 03:05
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i ... i may be confusing the details with some relationships ive been in myself 
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Aug 30, 2016 03:07
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im the trash can man the trash can man trash man can deus ex machina
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Aug 30, 2016 03:13
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Nah, not smug enough.
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Aug 30, 2016 03:14
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