Colin Kaepernick joins the nWo

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Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/getnickwright/status/800464400180088832

goddamn

# ? Nov 21, 2016 00:05

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:04

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

He made a similar joke last week, something about Kap "electing" to run on a pass play.

# ? Nov 21, 2016 00:53

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

My money is on Trump committing an impeachable offense in the first 2 years, and not BS "lied under oath about sex" impeachable offense, but full on breaking into a psychiatrist's office in order to steal confidential documents. And it won't even be for something useful, it will be some random teenager whose small hands joke got re-tweeted too much.

I'd have to be pretty awesome to get the all-red congress to throw him out.

# ? Nov 21, 2016 01:25

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Chilichimp posted:

I'd have to be pretty awesome to get the all-red congress to throw him out.

They don't need a great reason, Pence is their prototypical lapdog-in-waiting that will say Yes to everything GOP

# ? Nov 21, 2016 01:32

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The only thing worse than President Trump is President Pence tbh

# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:36

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Spoeank posted:

The only thing worse than President Trump is President Pence tbh

I have great news. Trump will likely be president in name only!

# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:37

qkkl: Jul 1, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

While I agree that voting in national elections often doesn't matter, voting locally almost always matters because local elections deal with practical matters mostly and not things like "Should a man be allowed to stick his penis into another man's butt?". That said it would actually be dumb for most young voters to vote in local elections because they deal with local issues that they probably don't have enough experience with to make good decisions, hence why older people vote so much more than young people in local elections. Ultimately my respect for Kap doesn't go down one bit considering that he doesn't vote.

# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:11

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/getnickwright/status/800464400180088832

jesus christ lmao

# ? Nov 21, 2016 15:41

RestRoomLiterature-: Jun 3, 2008; staying regular

So every barista with a liberal arts degree got their own sports thread. Enjoy the next four years.

Also vote next time kap, or don't and keep taking that dole money lol.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 04:11

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

cool thanks for your time

and the preferred slam is deadlifting IT workers thx

# ? Nov 26, 2016 04:12

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

RestRoomLiterature- posted:

So every barista with a liberal arts degree got their own sports thread. Enjoy the next four years.

Also vote next time kap, or don't and keep taking that dole money lol.

rack'em

# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:00

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

So where's the blue collared, not liberal-commie, Trump supporter sports thread?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:16

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

incompetent posted:

So where's the blue collared, not liberal-commie, Trump supporter sports thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793416&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:23

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

incompetent posted:

So where's the blue collared, not liberal-commie, Trump supporter sports thread?

I'm blue collared and commie. Can't imagine why you'd be blue collared and support the rich. Line them all up against the wall after we've purified the NFL of Cowboys fans.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 06:14

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

If you're blue collared and vote Republican you're literally retarded and also their base

# ? Nov 26, 2016 06:25

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

If your color is blue why would you vote red?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 06:31

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Spoeank posted:

If you're blue collared and vote Republican you're literally retarded and also their base

All man dad's age friends were supporting Trump and often made fun of my dad's union because unions are bad for some reason. Yeah gently caress unions, what good were they for other than making it possible for my dad to live in the suburbs, pay three kids through Catholic k-8th, pay off my student loans while I didn't get a real job until February of this year, be able to work 40 hours with great perks, and was able to retire last year with the ability to still work occasionally and make money.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 07:09

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

achillesforever6 posted:

All man dad's age friends were supporting Trump and often made fun of my dad's union because unions are bad for some reason. Yeah gently caress unions, what good were they for other than making it possible for my dad to live in the suburbs, pay three kids through Catholic k-8th, pay off my student loans while I didn't get a real job until February of this year, be able to work 40 hours with great perks, and was able to retire last year with the ability to still work occasionally and make money.

Actually you will find business want to do that but can't because taxes and immigrants.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 07:56

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Actually you will find business want to do that but can't because taxes and immigrants.

I loled

# ? Nov 26, 2016 08:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Better give them more money then! The next dollar could do it!

# ? Nov 26, 2016 08:34

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Spoeank posted:

Better give them more money then! The next dollar could do it!

If I give the one dollar they might give me ten cents back! Trickle down works!

# ? Nov 26, 2016 08:43

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Chichevache posted:

I'm blue collared and commie. Can't imagine why you'd be blue collared and support the rich. Line them all up against the wall after we've purified the NFL of Cowboys fans.

If you hate all rich people, why do you watch the NFL?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:20

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/802486219972100096

# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:57

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I love the narrative that was build up by right-wingers over Kaepernicks MALCOLM X t-shirt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-announced.html

quote:

On Wednesday, Kaepernick, who told The Palm Beach Post that his choice of a t-shirt bearing Castro's image back in August did not mean he sided with his oppressive regime.

The quarterback first pointed out that Malcolm X was also pictured on his t-shirt, saying he was a believer in Malcolm X's ideology and fighting oppression.

The fact that Malcolm X met Castro in 1960 at Harlem's Hotel Theresa, Kaepernick said, shows that he was open-minded and 'willing to hear different aspects of people's views'.

When the reporter, who hasn't been named, pressed Kaepernick specifically on Castro's history of oppression, he replied: 'One thing that Fidel Castro did do is they have the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their education system than they do in their prison system, which we do not do here, even though we're fully capable of doing that.'

The reporter replied: 'He also did something that we do not do here: he broke up families, he took over a country without any justice and without any election'.

Kaepernick fought back: 'We do break up families here. That's what mass incarceration is. That was the foundation of slavery so our country has been based on that as well as the genocide of native Americans.'

When the reporter asked whether Kaepernick was equating the breaking up of Cuban families with people going to jail in the United States, Kaepernick said: 'I'm equating the breaking up of families with the breaking up of families.'

After a brief silence, the reporter replied: 'Wow. That's amazing.'

And somehow this rear end in a top hat reporter evades any sense of self-evaluation. Presented with the reality of American history: historically, genocide of the first nations and theft of tribal lands, slavery; and recently, mass incarcerations for non-violent offenses (war on drugs, mandatory minimums), the reporter falls back in condescending amazement over how "stupid" Kaepernick must be.

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.... BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

Kaepernick beautifully pivoted your dumb questions about his shirt and knocked your lovely softballs out of the park. Also, why is it that you're okay with mass incarceration, can hand-wave slavery and historical and MODERN ATTACKS AGAIN NATIVE PEOPLES (DAPL), when you're so vehemently opposed to the violence of Casto's regime and his takeover of a nation without justice or election?

Why are our founding fathers not demonized in history books? Why is Andrew Jackson ON loving MONEY?

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Nov 26, 2016

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:28

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I've decided that Kaepernick still Owns

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:37

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

All I've learned from this thread: Kaep rules; incompetent drools

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:48

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Spoeank posted:

If you're blue collared and vote Republican you're literally retarded and also their base

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:49

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

incompetent posted:

If you hate all rich people, why do you watch the NFL?

Because it is entertaining and I appreciate blood sports. :shrug:

What does that have to do with the price of apples?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:53

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Because it is entertaining and I appreciate blood sports. What does that have to do with the price of apples?

NFL Players: Rich
You: Hate Rich People

Is this too hard for you to understand?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:09

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

incompetent posted:

NFL Players: Rich
You: Hate Rich People

Is this too hard for you to understand?

what part of "he enjoys watching rich people brain themselves and each other" was too hard for you to understand

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:11

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

incompetent posted:

NFL Players: Rich
You: Hate Rich People

Is this too hard for you to understand?

drat dude you sound like you have the brain of a child

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:13

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Alaois posted:

what part of "he enjoys watching rich people brain themselves and each other" was too hard for you to understand

I don't see him wishing for Kaep to get killed.

v2vian man posted:

drat dude you sound like you have the brain of a child

ad hominem

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:15

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

incompetent posted:

ad hominem

bitch this is a football forum not the roman senate get this weak rear end poo poo out of here

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:23

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

incompetent posted:

I don't see him wishing for Kaep to get killed.

Football is a slow death

quote:

ad hominem

Ad hominem attacks are ok if they're not part of the actual argument someone is making. Some people need to be told that they're stupid so that they hopefully stop saying stupid poo poo all the time.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:23

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Alaois posted:

bitch this is a football forum not the roman senate get this weak rear end poo poo out of here

You wanna loving fight me you piece of poo poo? Tell me where you live so I can come and kick your rear end.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:27

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

incompetent posted:

You wanna loving fight me you piece of poo poo? Tell me where you live so I can come and kick your rear end.

Yesssss

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:43

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

incompetent posted:

You wanna loving fight me you piece of poo poo? Tell me where you live so I can come and kick your rear end.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Be there or be square.

Alaois posted:

bitch this is a football forum not the roman senate get this weak rear end poo poo out of here

your argument is invalid because you used the b-word :ironicat:

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:48

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

incompetent posted:

You wanna loving fight me you piece of poo poo? Tell me where you live so I can come and kick your rear end.

Giant piss baby man attempts to troll in a forum of trolls.

Keep going, they're about to crack.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:56

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

incompetent posted:

NFL Players: Rich
You: Hate Rich People

Is this too hard for you to understand?

Boy, you dumb as poo poo

# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:00

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Chilichimp posted:

Giant piss baby man attempts to troll in a forum of trolls.

Keep going, they're about to crack.

Gynecolojustice posted:

Boy, you dumb as poo poo

Not an argument. :smugdon:

# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:03

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