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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World War Mew

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It was brought to my attention recently that a popular theory for the "Pocket Monsters" games is that they take place after a war that nearly killed everyone, because nerds are awful and they can't leave anything alone without making it super serious and grim. With that in mind, what would a Pokemon war look like? Let's see what you think.

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

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Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

edit: posted the unfinished version

Hustlin Floh fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 30, 2016

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Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

nigga crab pollock posted:

goldmine

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

nigga crab pollock posted:

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VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

nigga crab pollock posted:

Sheer brilliance

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Hustlin Floh posted:

VectorSigma posted:

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

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Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

nigga crab pollock posted:

jesus christ you4r like a wizard

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Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

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wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

VectorSigma posted:

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

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Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

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KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Dely Apple posted:

:vince:

this is a good thread

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Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

To be quite honest I'm not sure those are Pokemon, but I'm not familiar with all the later generations.

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Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

No they're Pokémon players

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

stucked for a bit. post good

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just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

ugh

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

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redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

give em a t'undah punch raichu

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spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Im pretty sure this is not canon in the Pokemon universe.

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

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yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

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yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

poopnanners posted:

:drat:

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Grant DaNasty posted:

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champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Holy moly!

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CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Boiled Water posted:

nice

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

goddamn this owns

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Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Good thread.

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JayhawkCSC: Sep 18, 2012

Grant DaNasty posted:

:captainpop:

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Boiled Water posted:

Ahahahahaha

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AveMachina: Aug 30, 2008; God knows what COVIDs you people have

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Boiled Water posted:

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

edit: ugh poor cropping, one minute

lenoon fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Aug 30, 2016

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