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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

SUPER BOWL CHAMPION TREVOR SIEMIAN has successfully beaten NFL VETERAN MARK SANCHEZ in a stirring training camp battle. The 2015 seventh-round pick out of NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY, CRADLE OF QUARTERBACKS, will destroy the National Football League with his Football Acumen. Who is prepared to stop Trevor Siemian? Jeff Fisher? Richard Sherman? You? I don't think so, my friend.

Here are some Trevor Siemian Facts for the heretics who may doubt him:

1. Led Northwestern for two years as a Backup Quarterback who came off the bench to throw because Kain Colter couldn't pass so good, and the two of them led Northwestern to their only Bowl victory since 1949 against an SEC Powerhouse.

2. Nearly led the Mighty Wildcats to an enormous home upset against Northern Illinois.

3. Didn't beat Brady Hoke, but he drat near tried.

4. A proud member of NFL Player's Association, prepared to stand with his brothers in organized labor.

5. If he was healthy, he would have probably stopped Tim Beckman from getting the Hat, which is the worst thing that has ever happened.

6. The first Northwestern QB to start an NFL game since Otto Graham. The following is the total output of Northwestern QBs in the NFL in recent years:

A. Mike Kafka plays in numerous preseason games, gains attention because of his name.
B. Brett Basanez plays garbage time for Carolina.
C. Kain Colter converts to Wide Receiver
D. Zak Kustok, taken off the CBOT floor, wins numerous Super Bowls with the Bears in my Madden 05 dynasties.

7. Once referred to as "Trevor Semen" by Beth Mowins.

Trevor Siemian, the league's next great superstar has arrived. I hope anyone who plays him has prepared to spend most of their NFL season getting viciously owned.

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Aug 30, 2016

# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:58

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I'm in

# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:58

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

wildcats, bitch

# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:59

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

I've been waiting for this for so long :allears:

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:00

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

pour one out for our fallen brother, Dan Persa

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:01

siriuslysomething: Feb 5, 2013; He's so fast!

(and probably broken)

Drafted him last in my fantasy league. All my friends made fun of me and said he wouldn't play at all.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:05

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

here's a siemian fact

bosa gonna eat

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:12

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

R.D. Mangles posted:

wildcats, bitch

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:48

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

In 1998, at the beginning of my Senior year, I was sent a recruiting letter from Northwest. I played maybe 30 minutes of tight end in my Freshman year and hadn't seen the field since. I still have it around somewhere.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

trevor

# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

siemian

# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:29

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

hey trevor how do you feel about being the starting quarterback on a team run by john elway

# ? Aug 30, 2016 06:03

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

If I had Trevor Siemian I too would let Brock Osweiler go.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 07:26

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

If I had 53 other players in general I'd let Brock Osweiler got.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 08:34

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

The Houston Texans pay Brock Osweiler over 16 million American dollars per year to play quarterback

Makes you think

# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:33

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

brett basanez is in medical device sales now.

just an interesting fyi there

# ? Aug 30, 2016 13:54

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Trevor is gonna flame out spectacularly in a second round playoff exit after roasting the Steelers in the first round. It is known.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

AAA DOLFAN posted:

The Houston Texans pay Brock Osweiler over 16 million American dollars per year to play quarterback

Makes you think

print the shirts

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:43

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

code:

Year	School		Conf	Class	Pos	G	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	AY/A	TD	Int	Rate
*2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	8	16	26	61.5	256	9.8	10.4	3	1	174.6
*2012	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB	13	128	218	58.7	1312	6.0	5.9	6	3	115.6
2013	Northwestern	Big Ten	JR	QB	12	178	298	59.7	2149	7.2	6.6	11	9	126.4
2014	Northwestern	Big Ten	SR	QB	11	228	392	58.2	2214	5.6	4.7	7	11	105.9
Career	Northwestern					550	934	58.9	5931	6.4	5.8	27	24	116.6

# ? Aug 30, 2016 16:51

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

FizFashizzle posted:

brett basanez is in medical device sales now.

just an interesting fyi there

Matt Moore is in concussion protocol.

Any other Panther QB updates?

# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:14

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Brian St. Pierre is now coaching his high school alma mater football team

# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:40

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

1 he had 1 year of double digit pass touchdowns

# ? Aug 30, 2016 17:41

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Broncos are going to the Gator Bowl

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:14

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Siemian is gonna get all over your faces

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:17

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ehud posted:

Matt Moore is in concussion protocol.

Any other Panther QB updates?

randy fasani is a cop.

jake delhomme breeds horses.

Steve Beuerlein does color commentary and is working his way up the CBS ladder

kerry collins basically looks like rust from true detective when he's running the bar

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:35

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Pic of Collins or it didn't happen

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:41

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

sean10mm posted:

code:

Year	School		Conf	Class	Pos	G	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	Y/A	AY/A	TD	Int	Rate
*2011	Northwestern	Big Ten	FR	QB	8	16	26	61.5	256	9.8	10.4	3	1	174.6
*2012	Northwestern	Big Ten	SO	QB	13	128	218	58.7	1312	6.0	5.9	6	3	115.6
2013	Northwestern	Big Ten	JR	QB	12	178	298	59.7	2149	7.2	6.6	11	9	126.4
2014	Northwestern	Big Ten	SR	QB	11	228	392	58.2	2214	5.6	4.7	7	11	105.9
Career	Northwestern					550	934	58.9	5931	6.4	5.8	27	24	116.6

# ? Aug 30, 2016 19:56

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Metapod posted:

Pic of Collins or it didn't happen

# ? Aug 30, 2016 20:07

B.F. Hoodrich: May 16, 2006; welp

Alaois posted:

pour one out for our fallen brother, Dan Persa

trigger warning this poo poo

# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I Believe We Can Try

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Everything is fine nothing can possibly go wrong

# ? Aug 31, 2016 04:01

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Everything is fine nothing can possibly go wrong

Alaois fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 31, 2016

# ? Aug 31, 2016 04:22

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Alaois posted:

I mean his knees are still working so I'm rating this as an A+ maneuver

# ? Aug 31, 2016 06:37

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4sUKP5Un4

:getin:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:37

Valentin: Sep 16, 2012

as a fellow wildcat i approve all of this, especially the part where he trips

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:18

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i wonder wheres andey. there he is. hi ande

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:24

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i still can't believe this is happening, tbh

# ? Sep 8, 2016 05:43

an adult beverage: Aug 13, 2005; 1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

R.D. Mangles posted:

"Trevor Semen"

# ? Sep 8, 2016 15:59

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Trevor Siemien could take a dump on the field, eat said dump and start spasming uncontrollably and the Broncos D would still carry them to ten wins

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:40

an adult beverage: Aug 13, 2005; 1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Paxton Lynch will be starting by week 4 book it.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 21:51

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