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fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

VendaGoat posted:

In this EXTREMELY hypothetical manner.

Would you? Could you ever believe me?


Sure, I believe you understand the nature of reality. But I also believe you are probably an idiot who eats paint off the radiator, so who really gives a poo poo what you understand?

If you aren't going to do anything with it what's the point?

It's like asking 'what if my dog knows calculus?'

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fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

fresh_cheese posted:

, so who really gives a poo poo what you understand?


This may have been too harsh.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

VendaGoat posted:

Then your dog would be worlds apart from yourself. :)

It's not that enlightenment itself is useless, but more that it is merely one step in the right direction. Presuming one opens one eye, what then is the second step?

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

VendaGoat posted:

For a good cheese?

I'd walk a mile.

poo poo, I drove three hours for good cheese once. Nicely aged parmesan areggiano and a hunk of fresh bread...

God that was good.

See, the trick is getting to do more stupid poo poo like that and less filling out forms at the DMV.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Enlightenment goes in 47 directions but you can only pick one.

Enlightenment does not have a direction any more than three dimensional space has color.

When you're searching for a place that's not even on a map, it doesn't really matter which direction you go. Just go, and be open to the journey so that your real destination can find you.

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