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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Ape Fist posted:

Picard has been objectively proven to be a better, more well-rounded Captain

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

face it the enterprise D is a giant shopping mall in space

the enterprise and the refit are warships

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the power button

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
i'd rather serve with picard, but i'd rather be kirk

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
skywalker

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

numberoneposter posted:

face it the enterprise D is a giant shopping mall in space

the enterprise and the refit are warships

The Enterprise D is the Love Boat. Numerous people have told me so.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
captain sheridan

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYhRqf757I

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Zorodius posted:

Picard lock thread

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

Captain Picard is the best captain... Captain Beverly Picard :smug:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4JUxQe4P4g

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
PICARD FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Ape Fist posted:

I didn't post a poll because I want there to be an Internet fight about this.

the entire internet agrees

you drink piss

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Picard's ship is vastly more powerful (proportionally) than Kirk's, and yet he can oppress the entire system nonstop without wreaking havoc everywhere he goes. if Picard had the same demeanor in the captain's chair as Kirk the entire alpha quadrant would be a smoldering pile.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

picard was a volcel wich gave him enormous power

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Picard. We can discuss this when Patrick gets a comedy roast and that will be most likely never as he is not a pile of poo poo like Shatner.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

kirk is way less of a stupid nerd and also he never got assimilated by the borg or hired a loving klingon to do a human's job

e: or a malfunctioning robot

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kirk would have beaten the borg by loving them into submission

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

maybe the one aatrek didnt like?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
Picard is the best because Patrick Stewart is the best actor of all time but Kirk is also good and very entertaining. I like both.

You are also allowed to like both Star Wars and Star Trek. I like both of those, too.

Doctor Who loving sucks, though

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Ein cooler Typ posted:

nice it's already turned into trek characters we wanna gently caress

-Hoshi Sato
-Kira
-Any Orion chick
-Lwaxana

Wtf. Where's Seven of Nine?!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Pike was the best and you all suck.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Gammatron 64 posted:

Doctor Who loving sucks, though

Great theme song though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYDgezeQas

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

Ein cooler Typ posted:

TNG is the way liberals want to live: boring and without hurting anyone's feelings

Kirk is cool and not a pussy. He fucks alien chicks and doesn't drink tea or listen to classical music.

e: I zone out to classical otw to work but point remains.

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!
https://youtu.be/jtmbzJNPsaQ

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Captain: Picard
Lover: Picard
Fistfight: Kirk

look at this idiot being wrong

The answer is Han Solo op

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

look at this idiot being wrong

The answer is Han Solo op

Nobody ever trusted Han Solo with anything bigger than a space truck. Not good with authority.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

face it the enterprise D is a giant shopping mall in space

the enterprise and the refit are warships

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

notZaar posted:

Nobody ever trusted Han Solo with anything bigger than a space truck. Not good with authority.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Picard is hands down the better captain.

Kirk def had better friends though. Spock and Bones kick Riker and Crusher's rear end.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
It seems this thread has reached unanimous consensus, please close

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

face it the enterprise D is a giant shopping mall in space

the enterprise and the refit are warships

Starfleet does not have any warships except the Defiant.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Applewhite posted:

Starfleet does not have any warships except the Defiant.
yep just casual "exploration" ships that can glass a planet's surface on a whim

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Applewhite posted:

Starfleet does not have any warships except the Defiant.

Classic federation bs. The enterprise d was a match for or superior to most dedicated, technologically equivalent warships of its day. At that point whether you decide to call it a warship or not is irrelevant.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

yep just casual "exploration" ships that can glass a planet's surface on a whim

The enterprise drilled to the core of a planet in like 4 hours or something to restart it or something

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Applewhite posted:

Picard is hands down the better captain.

Kirk def had better friends though. Spock and Bones kick Riker and Crusher's rear end.

Data is wildly overpowered

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ape Fist posted:

Picard has been objectively proven to be a better, more well-rounded Captain in history but I guess some of you really like being wrong w/ your opinions so lets do this.

If I was a crewman I'd rather serve under Picard, but if I had to choose the lifestyle to live I'd go with Kirk

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
kirk is closer to riker than picard
he goes on every away mission and fucks aliens except even riker got command now and then and acted way more like a captain than kirk
his crew "likes" him befriend him and are loyal to him but thats about it

picard doesnt lose his cool but he will take on anyone including all of the starfleet command admirals put together if he knows hes right (and he is) and he is up for kicking rear end when as needs or deserves to be kicked
his crew respects and revere him, willing to die for him specifically not just the enterprise or the rest of its crew

picard

the enterprise itself was the flagship of starfleet like the kings chariot
it was equipped for war but its mission was generally exploration

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Aug 30, 2016

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
How come we didn't put guns on the space shuttle? Exploration is risky business.

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