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notZaar posted:How come we didn't put guns on the space shuttle? Exploration is risky business. The klingons/cardassians/romulans haven't figured out we are here yet thanks to our lack of ftl. No need. Shuttle WOULD have been cooler with a keel mount railgun tho.
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dick wizard posted:Sisco isnt even a captain What part of "Captain Sisko" is hard for you to understand motherfucker?
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all these picard fans i bet you pedantic stuffed shirts look both ways before crossing the street live a little, roll the dice, get your hair mussed up, that is if you had any 
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dick wizard posted:Sisco isnt even a captain
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Aug 30, 2016 17:51
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Sisko's kid was a friend of mine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfpVBA5Ru4E Sisko's laugh is beautiful
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it's Picard but he has to be better so he can make up for his worse supporting cast
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Sisko
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Monkey Fracas posted:it's Picard Bearded Riker is a great member of the cast.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Sisko Ever notice not only was he the best Captain but the only one without a horribly hosed up relationship with his family and actually got married a few times? dick wizard posted:Sisco isnt even a captain He gets promoted, shaves his head, and starts bitch slapping planets with bio-weapons if you piss him off a few seasons in Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Sisko
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Blazing Ownager posted:Ever notice not only was he the best Captain but the only one without a horribly hosed up relationship with his family and actually got married a few times? What's best about it though is that he overcomes all those issues. He and Jake end up bonding when they sail the solar boat out of Bajor, he does end up remarrying after his wife's tragic death and even though he gets blueballed by a hologram along the way, more or less his relationship with Whats-Her-Name worked out well. Well, actually, I feel like Sisko would have broken up with his girlfriend after she turned out to be a literal terrorist on the side, but Star Trek is all about forgiveness I guess. Just seemed outta character.
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Aug 30, 2016 23:43
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Kirk married once. Or like maybe three times or more but who's counting? Once while he was on the native american planet.
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What is up with this load of crap? I don't even know where to begin. This bald guy is just terrible, plain and simple. Come on all Im saying is a real captain would have just hit the omnipotunt guy the moment he stepped foot on the bridge instead of trying to talk it out. This is the military for crying out loud! Maybe it could be good if only he got rid of that dumb kid on the bridge and learned to start solving problems by punching them in the face, then in the gut, then hitting them over the back with both hands.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Ever notice not only was he the best Captain but the only one without a horribly hosed up relationship with his family and actually got married a few times? I like when he yells at people in really clipped, ascending tones. 
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PALE SPECTRES posted:What is up with this load of crap? I don't even know where to begin. This bald guy is just terrible, plain and simple. Come on all Im saying is a real captain would have just hit the omnipotunt guy the moment he stepped foot on the bridge instead of trying to talk it out. This is the military for crying out loud! Maybe it could be good if only he got rid of that dumb kid on the bridge and learned to start solving problems by punching them in the face, then in the gut, then hitting them over the back with both hands. but sisko did punch Q the first time he met him! it made Q very sad and then Q decided not to bother with tormenting him all the time.
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janeway did pretty good...for a girl
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numberoneposter posted:janeway did pretty good...for a girl For a filthy coffee addict u mean. "Ooh look at me I am different than picard I have tits and drink COFFEE!" 
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Picard probably has a massive massive wanger but got too tired to use it after he got a fake heart. Kirk's dick is probably way less impressive than you'd think but he gets rock hard and even in old age has minimum recovery time. Sisko's got a babydick.
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and archer fucks his dog and there is no proof to the contrary
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numberoneposter posted:and archer fucks his dog and there is no proof to the contrary I thought he hosed his florida engineering buddy tho?
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Look it's not gay if there's a water polo ball nearby
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Speaking of florida https://youtu.be/V92Ypi5_ixE Yiiiiiiiissssssss Xindi did nothing wrong (except miss most of florida)
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Kirk killed god(s) I mean where is the contest here
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Grave $avings posted:Kirk killed god(s) I mean where is the contest here FALSE gods.
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Nathilus posted:I thought he hosed his florida engineering buddy tho?
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I started watching Enterprise and T'Pol's bazookas are lol And I re-watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture which ends with the one-off character loving the universe's greatest computer. The ultimate Trekker dream.
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Oh and btw while kirk took out a couple of egomaniac sufficiently advanced aliens, picard took on a REAL god, or as close as one gets to real godhood in trek. MULTIPLE TIMES. And then Q developed a crush. Q is REAL dangerous. You can tell cuz he manipulates reality and he and whoopie react to each other like feral tomcats. And you KNOW whoopie got the big mojo.
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Actually, is it T.V. show Kirk versus T.V. show Picard? Or movie Kirk versus movie Picard. Because movie Picard is an unstable psycho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFasrqTIS_Y
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numberoneposter posted:Not after Trip saw T'Pol's Huge Awesome Fake Tits. they are extremely epic
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numberoneposter posted:Only Kirk could go to Qo'noS. https://youtu.be/p06hdPTMJLo Smythe posted:they are extremely epic And she wears really cute tops over them while not on duty <3
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Grave $avings posted:Kirk killed god(s) I mean where is the contest here Sisko becomes a god.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Janeway Warcrimes are not part of the judging criteria, Hector!
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Wikkheiser posted:Actually, is it T.V. show Kirk versus T.V. show Picard? That's just Patrick Stewart improvising! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyGvpLOZ1Q
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Dreddout posted:That's just Patrick Stewart improvising! lmao
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Which second banana wins in an orgy: Spock, Data, Odo, Tuvok, or T'Pol?
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