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the woman who beat the woman who beat ronda rousey got brutally owned by rousey twice already
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 07:15 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:05 |
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quote:If they're so ultimate why don't they use weapons and secret ninja techniques. I don't understand UFC at all they just hug and roll around Booblord Zagats posted:This man is asking the real questions! Why must we be stuck with boring rear end homo-hug battles instead of badass ninja wars? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0&t=155s
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 18:21 |
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The black guy was the ninja Turns out that taking people down and mauling them is the best martial art
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 18:29 |
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Moridin920 posted:The thing to remember about MMA is that it is still a sport. This is most obvious when you see people turning around and showing the back of their head to their opponent, who doesn't take that opportunity to inflict massive injury on them (hits to the back of the head are not allowed). Ninjas were a bunch of pussies who couldn't do poo poo without sucker punching people or using weapons, from behind massive fuckin dorks of the martial arts world
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 18:45 |
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Moridin920 posted:I'm not saying takedowns aren't effective, I'm just saying the rules of the sport make it such that takedowns and the ground game are the better strategy most of the time even though irl they might not be so that's why people often have the complaint of 'this is just hugging and takedowns.' Welll, it's illegal to strike right above the neck but you can still elbow the poo poo out of people, like this; It's extremely hard to pull off though, that guy is only one of very few to do it
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:02 |
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a retard posted:homeschooling is a bad idea
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 06:00 |
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Danger Mahoney posted:Also her entire career was basically the plot of Rocky III. Good fighter but all her matches were with palookas to build her brand. What She beat everyone except the girl who beat her
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 16:01 |
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jonathan posted:Cyborg is going to rule the ufc for awhile even at a disadvantage of having to shed all her weight. its a shame really, these other women fighters should be forced to gain weight. Shouldn't be that hard OHHHHHHHHHHH The UFC recently started using USADA testing which means a lot of people had to stop roiding as much. This is going to affect Cris as well, the most obvious female roider in the sport Cephalectomy posted:i remember when japanese pride fighting was new on tv and the random street brawlers beat the gently caress out of all the trained fighters in almost every match it was p. funny. ufc is dumb and its fans are just as bad as wrestling fans The opposite of this happened The only "trained" fighters who got destroyed early on were like redneck karate masters, ninjas and guys using one boxing glove on one hand
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 06:07 |
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What did watermelons ever do to swole women
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 16:54 |
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martial arts is about RESPECT *mounts my opponent and turns their face into hamburger* AND HONOR
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 18:05 |
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i love mma
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 18:07 |
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She got choked out as a baby or whatever, born with the cord around the neck and suffered from hypoxia, and sustained permanent brain damage and couldn't say words until she was like 4 or something. Fortunately this braindamage also gave her superpowers and she became the best female fighter on the planet
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 19:52 |
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Sharzak posted:i got loving annihilated by a 90 lb purple belt today. i am unbelievably sore. we were even training specifically wrestling. train martial arts folks. 90lb? Was it a literal child that annihilated you?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 05:58 |
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Trast posted:If you guys who are new to MMA want to see cool fights look up the following:
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 06:00 |
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asian fighters really struggle in modern martial arts, most of them get destroyed in the ufc this is contrary to what movies has taught me
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 14:03 |
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everyone looked like a total slob in the early mma days
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:14 |
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Sharzak posted:an extremely fit 5'5 or so woman. that's pretty hot
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:21 |
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That's racist
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:30 |
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Probably all the steroids he was abusing, loving up his wretched body
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:37 |
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You have a lot of european fighters in the UFC but MMA is still a very niche sport in many of the larger European countries. Like, I only know of a handful of German fighters in all of MMA and a couple of Scandinavian ones. The rest are from eastern europe and the UK. I don't even know if there's a single spanish fighter in the ufc Most of the UFC events take place in America, during American timezones which makes it hard as a European sometimes to follow the sport like you'd want to
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:54 |
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asian martial arts vs reality; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 17:58 |
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There are of course legit asian martial arts. Karate and Muy Thai being the big ones, but there's a lot of garbage out there also
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 18:33 |
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Roy nelson * almost impossible to knock out * can knock you out easily * is very rotund
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 18:35 |
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reminder that Roy Nelson claims to be a Kung Fu martial artist
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 18:55 |
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tickled pink? what kind of expression is that you some kind of rear end in a top hat or something you want a go mate you want to HAVE A loving GO MATE *assumes tiger stance*
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 21:55 |
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im happy nate diaz managed to mine a lot of money out of the circus with Conor mcgregor
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:18 |
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:24 |
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I had the same face as Rogan when it happened
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 21:38 |
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Women need more testosterone to build up that aggresssion to want to fight more
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 08:26 |
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state sponsored steroids for women in mma imo
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 09:59 |
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Ronda Rousey happens to still be better than all the other female fighters anyway though. Her getting knocked out in a sloppy standup fight with a champion kickboxer doesn't really change that, especially since that champion kickboxer got owned by Miesha loving Tate shortly after
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 10:57 |
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Ever noticed how the word Fit is really close to Fat
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 17:07 |
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You never know which Ronda you're gonna get
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 18:16 |
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thats mike dolce, a nutritionist jesus christ why do i know so much stuff about mma someone make me forget mike dolce
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 20:14 |
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Steroids, like regular common steroids, mostly just boost your recovery and muscle synthethis and wouldn't really be helfpul with endurance Now, poo poo like EPO and blood doping though, I hesitate to call steroids because it is just loving mad blood magic tbh
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 18:26 |
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The moment Fedor started fighting not cherry picked heavyweights he started looking like poo poo. He got owned by all the good ones (and Dan Henderson, who is a middleweight) and was last seen getting almost killed by Homer Simpson before the corrupt judges gave him a BS win
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 18:33 |
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jonathan posted:He only has 4 losses and he was matched up against the best of pride and the best of the UFC. In his late 20's and early 30's the only opponents he wasnt tested with were guys under contract with the ufc. Dana talked some passive aggressive poo poo about him back then, but now that he is passed his prime, Dana always says how tough and strong willed the guy is. in the last 10 years the only notable win are his wins against Arlovski and Tim Sylvia and neither of those guys are particularly good. As for age, he was knocked out cold by Dan Henderson who is older He was the best HW in the Pride era, that's it
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 18:48 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Wow, that's certainly... wow. Not really, it was just a magical moment of two trashy fighters deciding to make a stand
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 19:13 |
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He was the good kind of trashy though Last I saw of him he was getting drunk as gently caress getting knocked out by random dudes outside of bars.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 19:16 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:05 |
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yeah except the same generation is still fighting in the UFC Josh Barnett won a fight just the other week, Dan Henderson is fighting for the title soon
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:14 |