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They should bring a knife in. You'd win like immediately if you had a knife. I can't believe no one's thought of this.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:13 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:36 |
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Zzulu posted:Then the other guy would just bring a sword I mean the next guy might, but you win the first fight and then you prepare for the next one by bringing a mace or something. Maybe one of those baseball bats that you drive nails into?
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:27 |
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Dreddout posted:I would bring a nuclear warhead. How are you gonna collect your purse when you've reduced yourself, your opponent, the venue and the surrounding area to ash? Think, man! This is like a chess match, you've got to consider all the angles.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:58 |
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Dreddout posted:I would only use it if my opponent didn't forfeit the match! That way, They wouldhave to let me win or face mutually assured destruction! Teach me all you know, senpai.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 18:22 |
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Lasher posted:Not UFC, but New Jack did actually shank a dude in a house pro-wrestling match. This new kid was telling New Jack how hardcore and "ready to bleed" he was so NJ said, "gently caress it." And stabbed him up. Oh yeah'd he hit the ref with a chair after that? Pretty hardcore
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 22:12 |
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proof of concept posted:you realize that wrestling is fake, right? Stop the presses boys. People need to know this.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 22:33 |