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gigawhite posted:If they're so ultimate why don't they use weapons and secret ninja techniques. I don't understand UFC at all they just hug and roll around Mma used to be like this then dweebs started treating it like a real sport and now everyone does limp kicks and grapples and haymakers Iirc there was one dude some ufc goons were cheesed about because he intentionally acted like a smug wrestling heel for the spectacle
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Don Frye is good tho because he looks like the Dad Punch King
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Which guy was it who looked like a total slob but managed to dominate one of the divisions with the fierce strategy of "never stop throwing haymakers"
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Does anyone have that story about the last olympic marathon before steroids became commonplace, IIRC the ending was "these guys collapsed from exhaustion a quarter-way through, one poo poo himself before almost dying, this guy won because he jogged half the way then took a cab to the finish line" not saying roid jokes arent funny, just that these fights would last like 20 seconds if they werent ruining their bodies, humans are kinda pathetic when not using our advantage (branes)
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wrestling is just sexier and more physically stressful theater, nobody gives a poo poo if you start yelling 'wrestling isnt real'
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