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Zzulu posted:Turns out that taking people down and mauling them is the best martial art My martial art is gun.
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Germstore posted:Ah, your tiger's fist style is no match for my spray and pray Tec-9 style. Do you want to go shoot up a Costco with me later today? a hole-y ghost posted:Easy now buddy... put it down... you have so much to live for.. gently caress you, you're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do! 
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ElGroucho posted:When you tell bae about the crick in your neck That feel when bae internally snaps your neck, paralyzing you from the waist down. 
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Al Cowens posted:I am a samurai AMA Nî Hâo.
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Keg posted:There is a transgender professional MMA fighter and her name is Fallon Fox.  Lol if you wouldn't.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:I love to watch a human hurt another Don't post your porn string.
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Moridin920 posted:you're gonna re-read all my lovely posts to try and get it, too Hoyl hsit
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Robot Pride posted:Behead those who insult Crossfit!
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Cnut the Great posted:which martial art should i study if i want my body to become a living weapon the likes of which no man on this earth has ever before encountered Gun
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whoflungpoop posted:every fighter says they're going to impose their will and make their opponent quit and it makes me remember GSP making Matt Hughes verbally tap and BJ Penn literally quitting a fight between rounds while his corner's all v Lol if you're seriously complaining about the loving UFC not being classy. Swag is for mixed martial artists, class is for ninjas!
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v and a closeup of eggplants erupting from Koschek's face bc these are the lvls of destruction required to ever use these phrases
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CrazyLoon posted:gently caress you, Melting down harder than Ronda over here!
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:It's really cool seeing how women's MMA has progressed so quickly. I remember most fights being kinda sloppy just a few years ago. The only problem is the women's weight classes are usually pretty low. I think UFC caps out at bantamweight. I want to see some THICK girls fighting!
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a happy snowman posted:actual communism is doing it right Crossfit can not fail, only be failed!
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Don't posts pics of Chyna, it's disrespectful of her legacy!
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PostNouveau posted:I mean the next guy might, but you win the first fight and then you prepare for the next one by bringing a mace or something. Maybe one of those baseball bats that you drive nails into? I would bring a nuclear warhead.
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PostNouveau posted:How are you gonna collect your purse when you've reduced yourself, your opponent, the venue and the surrounding area to ash? Think, man! This is like a chess match, you've got to consider all the angles. I would only use it if my opponent didn't forfeit the match! That way, They wouldhave to let me win or face mutually assured destruction! Pretty sure my plan is foolproof
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PostNouveau posted:Teach me all you know, senpai. The secret to world peace and utopia is to give every single human a nuclear warhead that only they can detonate. Once everyone has a nuclear warhead all conflict and strife will cease less we face nuclear annihilation. No one will ever hurt, steal from, or wrong another individual because then a chain nuclear reaction would wipe out humanity! I can't believe no one has thought of this yet, it's perfect! 
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proof of concept posted:I actually meant to say "professional wrestling" sorry Cigstomper58 posted:nice try edgelord
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