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You do not have to live in the sewers beneath the administration hall, no matter how much the school insists it'll improve your grades.
The friends you make in college will last a lifetime, but the enemies you make you will battle endlessly in future lives. Only you can lay down your blade and break the cycle!
No, the food in the dormitory cafeteria is not made of rats, no matter what rumors you hear. If you want to eat rat you'll have to go to the store like everyone else.
The teacher's name is Mr. Hendricks, and he has all the keys to the classrooms.
Any school that college guides call a "party school" will provide you balloons, but honestly they're not great balloons.
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If you like riding in pneumatic tubes, University of Ohio is the way to go. If you would rather tame a giant beetle and fly to class on its back, Montana State. Get your own beetle harness, the school stopped providing them because of cutbacks.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:30
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It's widely known that college students love coffee, but here's something you probably didn't know: they're allergic to many kinds of nuts, but not peanuts.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:33
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Something called STEM is out there, and if you figure out what it is call us, okay?
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Aug 30, 2016 15:18
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It's easy as gently caress to cheat using Dropbox and PDFs
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Aug 30, 2016 16:18
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A .dtf file amirite?
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Aug 30, 2016 16:19
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Do not go into dorm room 322, it is full of frogs, and they do not go to the floor meetings.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:23
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You shouldn't pay money to live on campus. You should pay money to be allowed to leave the Undercampus. It"s worth it.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:45
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Boy *mugging to audience* here's a guy who won't be leaving the Undercampus!
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Aug 30, 2016 18:04
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Well, time to go to Calculus. *begins clambering up the outside of the old clock tower*
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Aug 30, 2016 18:10
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In the event of a water landing, the College of Art and Architecture can be used as a flotation device.
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Aug 30, 2016 21:41
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Ladies, when you go off to college, remember that boys only want one thing: to collect the final key and complete the sequence.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:37
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Just because you were a big deal in high school does not mean you should wear your giant mech to school, even if you did save the world and still manage to get into Tokyo University.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:57
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Early registration is incredibly valuable. Lucky students, or skilled drivers in the Race, may register up to 15 years in the past.
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There is no such thing as the math lab, and if you are in the math lab you have made a terrible mistake.
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There is a Denny's in the food court, but not the kind you're thinking of.
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