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Pretend I empty quoted all of FAUs posts in this thread
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When taking writing classes, write all of your papers in ancient aramaic, chances are your professor doesn't know it, and if it's not in the syllabus that you are required to write in english, they can't mark you down.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:41
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If an art class you're in has a nude model, that is NOT a go head to start taking off your clothes.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:42
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College students may offer you a marijuana cigarette, accepting it shows your weakness, instead assert dominance by insisting they shoot up heroin with you.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:44
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If you attach helium balloons to your car after parking, as long as it's not touching the ground you don't need a parking pass.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:45
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The tallest person on campus always goes by "RuuUUUgh" and if you talk to them without both palms open they're allows to spit in your hair.
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On the first day of class, walk up to the professor and say, very quickly, "studentsayswhat", if they respond with "what" congratulations, you're the teacher now.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:47
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DO NOT ask to use the bathroom in class, the penalty is death by electrocution.
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The basement of the engineering building is home to the Minotaur. His office hours are 4-6 Tue, Thur, & Fri.
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