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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Make no mistake, I'd hit it.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

i like that posted:

I think she's lovely and she's probably fascinating and incredibly intelligent, I'd love a chance to get to know her

I actually agree. I'm sure she's charming and I'd be able to have wonderful conversations with her.

But that wasn't the question.


OctoberBlues posted:

And what exactly do you think you'll look like at 70?!

Ohhhhh I'll be long dead before I hit 70.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pleads posted:

That's why OP had the foresight to make it a checkbox poll rather than the inferior radio option.

ok then i'd let her use my tongue for toilet paper

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
You know you hosed up when you think, "I wish I looked more like my chubby Arkansas dad and less like my lizard monster mother

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
doesn't she get like $600k/yr + benefits for being on the Clinton Foundation's board?




she must work really hard to deserve such a high salary :downs:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

As long as I didn't end up dead in some suspicious accident or committing suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head I would hit it, yes.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wafflz posted:

As long as I didn't end up dead in some suspicious accident or committing suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head I would hit it, yes.

you hit it, they quit it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

only to get to her mother

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

only to get to her mother

young hillary had fantastic tits

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I think she's cute. I'd like to take her on a date but I can always tell when I have a sniper rifle scoped in on me so I guess not

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

Make no mistake, I'd hit it.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Wafflz posted:

As long as I didn't end up dead in some suspicious accident or committing suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head I would hit it, yes.

"Wafflz must have been really upset about breaking up with Chelsea," they'll say, "he shot himself in the back of the head three times!"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cocksmith posted:

young hillary had fantastic tits
old clam man here

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTnr9xG75o

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

various cheeses posted:

"Wafflz must have been really upset about breaking up with Chelsea," they'll say, "he shot himself in the back of the head three times!"

In a completely unrelated story his family's check for the Clinton Foundation didn't clear.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
I used to say "no" like from childhood on I always thought she was yuckers supreme, just a total wretch, but lately I see her and think "hmmmmm" in a sexy way

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
She's rich and from a powerful family. How is this even a question.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

mobby_6kl posted:

She's rich and from a powerful family. How is this even a question.

a powerful family that has it's enemies killed

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Yes, but the lights would be off, and I'd be imagining Ivanka instead. Which is what Donald Trump does with his wife is my understanding

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Lovin the checkbox poll but the subject was terrible gonna cut the diff with a 3 OP

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Sure I would. Are you offering to set this up, 'cos I'm free most days.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


This would be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTnr9xG75o


same

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I would bang the gavel, yes

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I would have Socks with her

Wall Is Life
Sep 29, 2015

#NoBanNoWall
I'm not a sexhaver

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Wall Is Life posted:

I'm not a sexhaver

let them eat poo poo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

mdm posted:

Lovin the checkbox poll but the subject was terrible gonna cut the diff with a 3 OP

godDAMNIT

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i wouldnt gently caress her with hillarys dick

she ug

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

JiveHonky posted:

i wouldnt gently caress her with hillarys dick

she ug

I would if there was some Monica Lewinsky role-playing

And by that I mean jive honky as Monica Lewinsky

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

hth posted:

godDAMNIT

I rate her a 3 but the thread a 5

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
yes but only if i was positioned in the opposite direction

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ah, the casting for the live-action Wallace and Gromit film is going well then.

Haha

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Pannus posted:

Id visit her oval orifice

Vulval Office

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

oral office is more like it

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Yes, but I have incredibly low self esteem so I'd go even lower.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ah, the casting for the live-action Wallace and Gromit film is going well then.

This is a scarily on-point post.

Still reluctantly voted "Would" though.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I'll gently caress any female as long as they aren't fat. I have standards.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
our sex would have a lower approval rating than bee stings and traffic jams

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Am I allowed to be drunk?

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cnut
May 3, 2016

I would not have sexual congress with that woman.

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