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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Our local fake redneck bar:







PEANUT SHELLS EVERYWHERE.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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It's called Big Bad Johns. It's open super late but it's super lovely and gimmicky but I end up there maybe 3 times a year anyways.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The Wizard of Poz posted:

Wait. Am I correctly assuming from your comment that the Rainforest Cafe is Australia themed? HOW?
All those silver back gorillas in Australia.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Iron Prince posted:

i went to a dick's restaurant one time because i misunderstood their gimmick and left highly disappointed
get on the ground floor of my new franchise.

its like a bar and grill exactly like hooters except with twinks.

its going to be called Bottom's Up! or maybe Rock Johnson's or something else like that.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Aug 30, 2016

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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every drink on the cocktail list is going to be a super gross sex act or anatomical reference

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Iron Prince posted:

who do I make the check out to
Lance Thunderpants

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numberoneposter
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OctoberBlues posted:

Hmm, if you are telling op that he is adolf hitler and adolf hitler killed himself... hmmm
thats a ban

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