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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

He should have thrown the bag into the bouncy castle and prayed for a strong Breezy to carry it fifty feet into the air. Police would never be able to prove that the illegal poo poo wasn't put into the castle after it left his estate. Case closed.

PM me your number, in case I need the best lawyer available

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

He should have thrown the bag into the bouncy castle and prayed for a strong Breezy to carry it fifty feet into the air. Police would never be able to prove that the illegal poo poo wasn't put into the castle after it left his estate. Case closed.

Chris Brown praying for a strong breezy.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Chris Brown praying for a strong breezy.

Breezy kiss a dude

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Keg posted:

Chris Brown hates women.

If only he had bought an account here, none of this would have happened. :sigh:

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so when is chris gonna come out and play

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress chris brown he's a piece of poo poo

what he beats up his gf but it's okay because he was a teenager and his music is 'good'? gently caress that.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

gently caress chris brown he's a piece of poo poo

what he beats up his gf but it's okay because he was a teenager and his music is 'good'? gently caress that.

wow controversial take

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I don't think I ever met a person who admits to liking Chris Brown, as a person or even a musician, and yet his albums keep selling. Life's a mystery

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i cant wait until the internet gets done doxxing an alcoholic white woman so they can swat this guy

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
This is seriously the best episode of Cribs.

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

This will be amazing material for Rihanna.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i hope someone brought a high speed camera cause this could make for some good rap video footage

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

generative grammer posted:

fox 10 lady wants me to tweet her my dick brb

Lol

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

don't worry chris, you inexplicably have a legion of women fans who'll be more than willing to break you out of jail

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Parallax Scroll posted:

i hope someone brought a high speed camera cause this could make for some good rap video footage

Oh poo poo he should just start recording. Do like a whole album while this is going down. You know he's got to have a recording studio in that house.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

also i hope chris livestreams this when poo poo goes down cause the body cams are all gonna malfunction

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Is this the jobs (read internships) that they give millennials? To just read tweets on a live stream?

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

I wonder if Chris Brown owns a bronco

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Why does the yt livestream video in the op look like twitch. What is happening.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Chris Breezy innocent

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Lawyers walking up his driveway?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think chris brown is the type of person who sometimes makes poor decisions

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
He's so rich ! Why isn't he happy ???

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Brown haired girl gives no fucks that he beats the poo poo out of women.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Decebal posted:

He's so rich ! Why isn't he happy ???

Maybe he's only happy when he's hitting women.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
this house is insanely ugly. taste fail. tarzana sucks, also.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I like how the left woman is only half-assedly trying to be impartial.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

William Stoner posted:

Is this the jobs (read internships) that they give millennials? To just read tweets on a live stream?

As a millenial: yes, this is my job and it is what I do for money every day.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Baylee

hahahahahahaha loving white people

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Smythe posted:

here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

Thanks for the link to the isntaggram the threatened white girl

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Minimalist Program posted:

Thanks for the link to the isntaggram the threatened white girl

blame tmz my dude

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

wow she got a vip pass to a fat axl rose & his geriatric orchestra concert

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Smythe posted:

here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

The comments on her latest picture :yikes:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Smythe posted:

blame tmz my dude

I am blaming them hard, but also consuming their media and cl icking their links, thus fuelling the very system (beast? machine???) I so despise.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my friend harvey levin is on stream talking to this bae rn. really riveting stuff

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Smythe posted:

here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

mellsmellianee Weak rear end bitch. Making false accusations. I'm assuming he didn't give your weak rear end money so you made up this bs. And beautify pageant holder? How? Bitch ugly af!!! I guess they giving anybody titles these days 😂😂😂😂

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TTerrible posted:

The comments on her latest picture :yikes:

how dare that attention seeking WHORE get a gun pulled on her has she no decency



also a quick GIS reveals 'mellsmellianee' has horse face

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Smythe posted:

my friend harvey levin is on stream talking to this bae rn. really riveting stuff

What is the bae, and your friend Harvey, talking about?

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Lawyers walking up his driveway?

did they bring him new guns/drugs

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