Battlefield 5: My wife and I walked down the aisle to the Terminator theme

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humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I want EA Access on PS4.

Also want that beta code I never got.

Yeah what is up with this. Where is my beta key :dice:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 00:42

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 01:35

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Been waiting for a chat rep for a long time now. I just want to ride a virtual horse

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 02:54

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

How is war tapes not the default setting by now

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 01:03

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

PSN is humpthewind and I'll be sending a request to be a Battlegoon soon so please accept me

Edit: dafuq is this update

humpthewind fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Oct 25, 2016

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 00:35

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

The most annoying thing about snipers to me is when my squad is full of them and spawning on them doesn't get me any closer to the action. I just want to avoid walking for long distances

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 05:59

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Finger Prince posted:

gently caress you, AA guns are awesome and as long as there are planes to shoot down with them, I'll take every opportunity to do so.

Hell yeah. Even if you don't finish the plane off damaging wings and the plane is mad points

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 01:35

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

moist turtleneck posted:

I don't have time for animations http://i.imgur.com/msSBzf9.gifv

Had this happen when I attempted to bayonet a guy sitting in the AA gun. Just passed right through

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:43

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Well the servers are currently inaccessible so I'm sad.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 01:44

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Knightmare posted:

Medals are random and have been screwy each time they reset the past few weeks. I have both semi pistols and revolvers this week, from what I could tell in the 20 seconds I saw my new ones.

Had that combo this past week. Not the most entertaining medals as I tend to forget I even have a pistol

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 01:50

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

mellowjournalism posted:

dogg

but what about divebombing

with a howitzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBLg9_a3vlw

you should also try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rm_Mum2ow4

i guess i'll post more parties cause i can't stop playing this game, psn is yellowjournalism. if someone makes a slack/irc let us know

I'll be online tonight again. Good work last night

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 23:09

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Terra-da-loo! posted:

I'm pretty sure this is a dumb question, especially since there're other ways to find out, but here goes. This is my first Battlefield game; do the medics' ability to raise you end when your timer stops, or is there still a chance you can get picked up once it runs out? I've been playing and had times it seemed like I was revived after the timer stopped, as well as times where I had a medic right on top of my body and doing nothing at all once it's out. It's hard to tell if the two factors are correlated or if that's on the unpredictably varying quality of the medics.

It's the latter. You can definitely be revived after the respawn timer enters.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 23:30

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I finished all 5 weekly medals for the first time with about an hour to go just now. Never thought I'd actually do that.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 23:54

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I've found myself putting the bayonets back on my Scout guns because in the mid-short engagements it is sometimes more reliable to rush someone with the pig skewer then try and shoot them with the rifle.

Also it's fun as hell

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 17:44

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Ineffiable posted:

Samsung makes good ones.

I do warn you please don't do this unless you have a lot more money than sense. Just buy a 2tb sshd for less than a third of a price of the same size ssd. The speed increase on it will give you the advantage over 90 percent of players.

I played Bf1 before with a sshd and I still got to vehicles first on a fresh map load. Ssd is faster but not as fast as you think it'd be, even on a pro.

All of this is true. I put a 2TB sshd in my PS4 and I load before 95% of people.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 23:23

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

The car disappearing has something to do with the spawn point you got it from changing hands or something iirc. I've had it happen to me.

I've also had the car I'm driving disappear while still driving it. Bonus points if you're driving to G on Sinai when it happens.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 00:54

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Infantry m95 is a beast. Stick with your team, pop flares and shoot who they do. You will clean up anything they can't take down easily.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 02:04

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Played a game tonight where, as a medic, I outscored a tank whore who went 83-0. He quit after the round and wasn't on the scoreboard anymore so I couldn't grab a picture but drat I was proud.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 07:17

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Hmm bf1stats.com doesn't find me. How does it work?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 17:00

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Just created a battlegoons ps4 party. Join up!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 05:51

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

French maps are good so far. Working on unlocking guns

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 02:04

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Blind Rasputin posted:

Is it me or do I only have one grenade and one fire trap or other attachment now?

They seem to be on timers. The gas grenade shows 1, and after you throw it, a short timer counts then you get another 1.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 15:17

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Did they nerf the AA damage or the range? Feels like the damage but I still tore apart some pub planes last night.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 21:37

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Ol Standard Retard posted:

anybody around tonight I haven't battled fields in a while and I've got an evening wtih nothing doin, hit up the Poophole, PSKrew

Hey sorry I didn't join up. Me and a buddy were on our last map. I'll get in next time

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:05

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I started a ps4 battlegoons party if anyone is on. Feel free to join

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 01:20

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

RCarr posted:

I realize you personally did well, but that is pretty crippling to your team.

While I agree, having the AA variant is actually kinda helpful. If you can control the skies near a point you can hold that point pretty well for your team.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 19:41

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Pskrew had a good night on some French conquest maps.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 06:10

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

No joke the concept of snow maps was a driving force behind me getting premium from the jump. Can't wait.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 15:29

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Gas grenades for life. They can be used as area control if you're trying to funnel. Or they act as a warning system if you want to watch two avenues. I love them and have many service stars.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 00:36

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 02:24

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Another example of gas superiority is it's inability to be bound by the walls of man.

See a guy on the second story of a building hiding out? Gas the floor below him and it trickles up.

See a guy inside a building in front of you? Get that nade along the wall and it hits him inside thus causing him to move.

:gas:

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 16:01

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Was reading those patch notes earlier and for some reason this sounds awesome.

OTHER
Fixed issue that would make map loading times longer than necessary. Should cut ~10 seconds of loading per map.

I won't notice it when playing but hooray!

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:54

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Humpthewind reporting for duty in [butt] clan. Application sent.

# ¿ May 1, 2017 04:44

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Don't know if this is kosher but my buddy the_irishjohn has applied to butt clan on ps4. Here's good people and has risen with goons before, can we accept him?

# ¿ May 6, 2017 01:25

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

This is bullshit

# ¿ May 12, 2017 16:55

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I'm starting a party in the PS 4 community. Feel free to join me drunkenly shooting man's

# ¿ May 21, 2017 02:40

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I'm supposedly in the top .8% in kills with the gas grenade. Top .1% kpm with it. Awesome.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 16:31

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

The pieces are super hard to get

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:45

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Joining some butt platoon guys now

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 05:44

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Joining you, wintermute. HUGS!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 00:42

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 01:35

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Jumping into ps4. Feel free to join me. Psn name is the same as my forums name

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 23:43

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