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The gently caress? Do anti-tank grenades not explode on contact any more? I was a tank driver and got out if that makes a difference. edit: I switched to assault and hit a landship with two and they both bounced before blowing up. I swear it was different in the beta but shrug mellowjournalism fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 23, 2016 |
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This is an ~~~ Dearest Edward, http://i.imgur.com/Msfk6zU.gifv ~War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth a war, is much worse. It is a fearful thing to lead this great peaceful people into war, into the most terrible and disastrous of all wars, civilization itself seeming to be in the balance. But the right is more precious than peace, and we shall fight for the things which we have always carried nearest our hearts, for democracy, for the right of those who submit to authority to have a voice in their own governments, for the rights and liberties of small nations, for a universal dominion of right by such a concert of free peoples as shall bring peace and safety to all~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA6B5Y3ZC1I ~You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out. I know I had no hand in making this war, and I know I will make more sacrifices to-day than any of you to secure peace. But you cannot have peace~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwu-PiXCmoE ~If I am asked what we are fighting for I reply in two sentences: In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation, an obligation which, if it had been entered into between private persons in the ordinary concerns of life, would have been regarded as an obligation not only of law but of honour, which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle which, in these days when force, material force, sometimes seems to be the dominant influence and factor in the development of mankind, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed, in defiance of international good faith, by the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrfWV_a-Ug ~Not to have an adequate air force in the present state of the world is to compromise the foundations of national freedom and independence. What is at at stake now is the peace of the world. What we are striving for is a new international order based upon broad and universal principles of right and justice, -- no mere peace of shreds and patches~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1fBz9NNOMk ~Technology and production can be great benefactors of man, but they are mindless instruments, and if undirected they careen along with a momentum of their own. In our country, they pulverize everything in their path -- the landscape, the natural environment, history and tradition, the amenities and civilities, the privacy and spaciousness of life, much beauty, and the fragile, slow-growing social structures that bind us together~ Like I had to stop fighting the great entire war in order to cut up these videos to convince one of my friends to just buy the game instead of waiting for a sale Not enough battlefield moments are you fockinng kidding me christ of switzerland kids these days I have to take breaks while driving the artillery truck just to breathe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX8g2varr5c I can't even http://i.imgur.com/lCdrMZ8.gifv No man can explain this, these great and extreme horrors of war Signed, Forrest Mormon-Edmund St. Bakersmenfieldingtonman, 1913, on this August of 12th, Argdonnes Forest of the West Hinterland, it is cold ~~~ mellowjournalism fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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moist turtleneck posted:Pro Tip: add v to the end of .gif to make a more better gif frank.club posted:no don't I'm in my phone wait what I tried adding v and it broke it, ? I've also heard legends of gifs longer than 15 seconds, if anyone knows about that
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mellowjournalism posted:an ~~~ My Beloved Edward, It has been an entire day of fighting since I last wrote you. I hope the pigeon makes it across the atlantic. The war will surely end by mid-November when the game is "dead," and I should be home by christmas. Till then, I shall pass the time by detailing to you the ins and outs of the soldiering life, if the boredom doesn't take me first. http://i.imgur.com/TSnPNG6.gifv(actual wwi footage) They said we would see the world and they sold no lie about that. I have seen mountains and hills and even clouds, stretching far as the eye can see. They also said that a man of sound mind and composure would not find the battlefield frustrating, repetitive, stupid, or stressful. Let me tell you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU0--SsF1_k The technological advances of our time are a marvelous and awesome thing. Just yesterday I was instructed in the use of the Mk. IV gate locking mechanism. I am both shocked and delighted by the simplicity and elegance of the function, and the enemy's poor eyesight. Thank god for the 7,000ft detonation wire they've issued us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1MZ-WLYNVA Edward, it is awful. The sand is coarse, and rough, and irritating. It is everywhere. There is fog and lovely weather effects and one can neither see nor play the game. The men complain routinely, and I am wont to go to reddit and give the architects of this noble war a piece of my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmySWsxQ80 I even landed on a gods-be-damnedable FLYING ZEPPELIN and I was so taken up with myself I had forgotten which country I was fighting for. Someone needs to keep better track of who is whom in this war or someone is liable to be shot. Perhaps a disintctive flag, or a uniform, or a consistent skin tone we could all agree upon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szq_7TYW2Ak ~~~ I think i have had enough of this war mellowjournalism fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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deadwing posted:Seriously though, spotting flare + bayonet charge is the most hilarious poo poo. Running right into someone as they round a corner never gets old Between horsiemans and bayo charge I posit this is the best battlewar yet If one is not having ridiculous amounts of fun every time they log on, I posit they are taking this damned war too seriously
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Feenix posted:One time I spawned (granted, probably on a squad member) and I literally was bayonetted within less than a second. To be fair, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66smLPczsE0 I mean ok technically I should have kept shooting but excuse me for not expecting an entire man to jump out of the one I had just shot also I just got a battlepack for latejoining and idling in menu 
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I uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4if3KEWKYA I think I am done cutting up war films Edward. Happenings of rank, utter madness fall upon me each night in torrents. I have come down with fever dreams, and trenchwrist. Between each dream I am awakened into a recurring nightmare where I am paralysed, unable to move, save for the flitting of my eye between a carousel of demented pygmyies, a report on my squad's performance, a troubling report on my personal performance, and a ghastly roster of the dead. It is loving horrible Tei posted:Why the UI is so terrible? Tei normally I agree with you but no this UI is literally from loving hell I am pretty sure every single loving thing you do in the menu gets sent to their lovely and cheap server rentals for a round trip because these insular fucks think everyone else in the world has lightning fast swedish internet. And for all their hard work constantly "syncing up" my profile, the companion still doesn't show any of the god drat actual loadouts I've made in game Egg Poacher posted:I came across a similar hero last night People really do not respect metal poo poo in this game.Was he trying to get an elevated position to rain down pistol pellets on your squadmate ?? Born in Bexhill posted:Just grinded the Order of Icarus medal over a few days and getting those last few fighter kills over the Alps in heated dogfights amidst heavy flak was pretty epic. Most fun I've had since BC2. The dogfights in this game are some of the most insane and epic fun I've ever had. I wish there were a few more hills and canyons you could dive into. I'd also love a full blown plane mode where you escort bombers or something, I dunno. Tell me about the lag though girl
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Tei posted:there was a squad of enemy players on top of me, tryiing to block my vision (they probably already wasted all the antivehicle ammo) that tricked my funny, so I took the role to taxi them around the map to kill friendly players. I realize most people are concerned with leveling up and unlocking thangs and having the best killing and deathing ratio but to me this poo poo is why I bought the game. Good god everything looks so hilarious when the ragdolls and graphics are this good. And of course also when they are looking bad drrockso20 posted:Man I really hope they nerf the crap out of the stationary AA guns soon, cause those things are making it impossible to use planes or the blimps if anyone uses them I feel the same way until I get shot down by another pilot and parachute land right next to an AA gun, so, don't nerf
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It is taking far too long to sift through the PC thread's wailing over video cards. When did calvary stop being able to heal/resupply on horseback? This is a great but frustratingly silent change unless i am crazy
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Yoooo dismounted cavalry is alllllmost as good as mounted cavalry Takin howitzers straight to the marty mcfly chest piece like it ain't no thang Lever action cowboy action for the django moments Endless potoatoato mashers for ze panzers Cavalry saber even on foot just talks over anything your enemy could possibly have to say it's so good f l a m i n g b a y o n e t c h a r g e Consoles need a upload-to-gif function already. The trenchwrist is real and killing me. RCarr posted:This, a thousand times. I have no idea why pressing sprint doesn't automatically make you stand up, like it does in every other game ever made. I am pretty sure it is a bug because sometimes it locks up and won't sprint from a crouch for me at all, other times I am sliding the gently caress around like a hockey goalie and it is great, Gonna say it's pretttty annoying trying to figure out what poo poo is a bug and what was merely silent patched (e.g. no more selfhealing while mounted). Do they post balance changes anywhere??
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swordfish duelist posted:I never realized how much I want C&C Renegade on the frostbite engine until now. yeah holy gently caress MEMORIES I remember the game being not that great but not giving half a poo poo because it was FIRST PERSON C&C so I had a lot of fun. Wow BF C&C  This broke rear end greenscreen airsoft camcorder poo poo will always be the tanya I remember tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8NKDbCtU_E
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Moochewmoo posted:Trench plane best plane. You can get on top of bombers and poo poo and just rip them apart with the shotgun thing it has. Woaaah what, the trench fighter? Thanks for the hot tip, was saving my bonds for the depression God drat flying is fun in this game, although it's way laggier for me than flying in SWBF for some reason
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I need to start playing as a medic, needles are more powerful than shotguns "woah woah woah woah woah woah you got that wmd???" *cuts in line, falls immediately into complete euphoria*  "thx, close the door pls" winter.mute posted:"Shell Shock" Finger Prince posted:buff to suppression on LMGs This would be really rad Beastie posted:Am I supposed to use it to hid behind a rock and peek? Is it really that boss? are you kidding me dogg The trench periscope is either a) non stop points/squadwipecity b) http://i.imgur.com/DvfTbGr.gifv
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Can't stop watchin that horseMoochewmoo posted:Trench plane best plane. You can get on top of bombers and poo poo and just rip them apart with the shotgun thing it has.  HOOLY BOOLY posted:Any tips on how to fly planes and be good at it? The controls seem more Battlefront than they do Battlefield and it's throwing me off. HOOLY BOOLY posted:Yeah it's turning that's getting to me a lot so far it seems since i'll slow down to take the turn and then by the time i i've turned back around i've stalled out and gotten myself and my unfortunate co-pilots killed Wait what SWBF controls are like the complete opposite And dogfighting with anti-grav is almost 100% different Anyway you gotta start with the fighter first period. then work up to attack plane, bomber, and then skytank and finally shart fighter
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:Man, 5 kills in a life as Assault If you're on ps4 im gonna join the community party right now and we can medic you through it, I swear they silent patched multi-revives in but I could be crazy HOOLY BOOLY posted:i don't mean that like the planes control like the ships in star wars, but more to that they put the acceleration on the sticks instead of the triggers and having the triggers shoot instead of the shoulder buttons. Isn't it closer to BF4 than SW? Either way if you want throttle up and down on triggers just set Air Vehicle Buttons to veteran AA can be real tough if they're good but it does have a max range you can potentially get out of by using terrain or flying above them into the sun
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I know this is a pretty well known story but its still like my favorite thing Miodrag Tomić's wikipedia posted:On 15 August, Tomić encountered an enemy plane while conducting a reconnaissance flight over Austria-Hungary. The Austro-Hungarian aviator initially waved at Tomić, who waved back. The enemy pilot then took a revolver and began shooting at Tomić's plane. Within weeks, all Serbian and Austro-Hungarian aircraft were armed  Like just imagine you've been flying recon over the trenches for weeks and you keep seeing the same dude on the other side flying recon and you guys wave and salute and throw gang signs at each other every day and over time you think about like hm maybe i might be gay and then one day you throw a brick just for fun and it fuckin beans him right in the head and his plane flips over and goes straight down all BBBBBZZZZZzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn and it's the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life but it's also the first human being you've ever killed And you also just invetnted dogfighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifll-qJMX_Y
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RCarr posted:If there was ever a time to get a medical syringe kill, it was then. sorry I have to disagree fire in a barrel was way funnier than just another syringe kill lol good show old boy Ok ok maybe if someone can plant a syringe directly on top of someone's skull whilst falling? This gif must exist somewhere
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the only useful thing out of those stupid main menu videos is this instakill zone diagram knife > club > shovel super macho dude posted:my biggest gripe lately has been trying to figure out how to melee better. 9 times out a 10, I get maybe one hit in whether its a knife, club, or shovel, only to get the insta-kill animation on my own guy. It's a little confusing cause the instakill animation also happens whenever a melee hit would do more damage than remaining health So from the front/side a fully healthed dude would take 3 knife stabs (35 dmg each) and on the 3rd one you go into the animation the system is honestly amazing and being able to sprint directly at someone, guitar slide and turn and plant a shiv in their back is probably the coolest thing of all time
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Sex Prospector posted:https://youtu.be/LUstRXlS6mA holy poo poo I didn't know you killed the entire German army while I was sitting in heavenmenu praying for UNDER FIRE to go away the car-tank-mine sandwich Gynecolojustice posted:I love ballroom blitz so much! 
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Popete posted:I haven't even tried any other variant of the assault plane because I've been having so much success dive bombing. dogg but what about divebombing with a howitzer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBLg9_a3vlw you should also try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rm_Mum2ow4 DopeGhoti posted:I know there's the dead wasteland PS4 Community thing in the OP, but is there also an IRC channel or something where the PSForce hangs out? i guess i'll post more parties cause i can't stop playing this game, psn is yellowjournalism. if someone makes a slack/irc let us know
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Trastion posted:I'll be on tonight sometime, PSN name is Trastion. I am in the battlegoons community now too. Though it seemed to be pretty dead in there the other night. yeah i feel like the post notifications are pretty laggy but community parties should show up in your regular party tab which should be easier to check this was just last night and good lord this game is an endless fount of comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKSKM-ETZw Tei posted:I have made a video of me attacking a tank with my bayonet. hero
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cleaning up some videos forgot that I engaged in full contact BOATWARS for a period of at least three hours at an unknown time in the morning, heavily intoxicated found out that torpedoes are ACCURATE AS gently caress  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJi77awTGtc
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Beastie posted:I'm 100% not trying to be a dick, but if goons don't know about the radial menu then there is no wonder pubbies are so loving useless. let's take a moment to remember that the campaign which is essentially the tutorial has controls and mechanics that are literally different from multiplayer also lol at the lovely yewtewber guides plastered all over the main menu with beta footage and misinformation
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goons never play the campaign for the sake of my blood pressure or at least be aware that it is literally worse than tutorial because it is teaching you mechanics that do not exist in multiplayer and conflates them with the actual ones (e.g. you spot with the trench periscope by hitting the spot button, not loving staring at a dude for ten hours) if you want to learn BF squad up with goons positive things from based dice posted:
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lol one of the most  moments everhe literally just gave an example of how the tutorial teaches you to do something you cannot do in multiplayer, and how the addition of an R1-cooldown in MP spotting confuses the gently caress out of anyone new to the game (and makes veterans complain about a "spotting bug" so loving just lol) quit covering for dice 
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I'm watching this bullshit "Mow Down Enemies As The Sentry" tutorial video on the main menu. This guy says "the sentry will not regenerate health so you need a medic." literal misinformation in the main menu (to be clear, sentry health regen just takes way longer to kick in. so you should still medic the gently caress out of any sentry you see) Snak posted:Wait, there's a cooldown? I thought it was that I had to have the crosshairs directly over them. I was rapid-clicking it trying to tag enemies. It's silent, and confuses the poo poo out of everyone They added it to nerf spotting spam Just notice how in campaign you can just clickclickclickclick In MP, if you "miss," there's a silent cooldown before you can "shoot" another spot
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the problem with medic-ing is that there are enough bugs to make medics think people are ungrateful and make people think medics don't revive -sometimes you straight up can't revive a dude, and you have no less than 3 medics frantically planting boxes of syringes into a lifeless corpse -distance meter is bugged -sometimes you can get multirevived, and they keep tweaking little things silently like timing and UI so e.g. someone could have played the beta and then bought the game without reading any patch notes and get super confused On the other hand, you can guitar slide and revive someone and it even skips the animation so  FastestGunAlive posted:So anyone able to give me feedback on arty truck w this patch? Is the damage adjustment noticeable? I prefer to use it from afar rather than up close due to the light armor it is a hilarious buff to an already hilariously powerful vehicle that requires and encourages no teamplay to be fair I play arty truck up close but you can still snipe tanks/wookies/field guns no problem. I think the slight nerf to long range damage is good, it was already pretty ridiculous and now that there's less drop off its even easier to land the right hit also I'm pretty sure they did something to increase the chance of glancing hits because I was hitting an arty truck point blank square in the windshield with a heavy tank for 7 damage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woc2EkZgtVI look we may not have hit escape velocity but data is data
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did they add new weather effects? i don't remember fog ever getting this low  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wG5ytCGoQk also the saddest patch note: Turned off doppler effect on horses. mellowjournalism fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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game has everything flaming dirigibles belly flopping on the cutest goddam tanks you've ever seen flaming melee kills and being killed and then getting back on your horse covered in soot (although I really, really wish you could get the melee animation when shivving people on stationaries) p.s. has anyone noticed that you'll be flying with gunners and the in-game dudes will generally chatter like infantry about good kills and losing objectives and poo poo but after something particularly crazy (not sure what ??) happens, they completely flip the gently caress out for like a minute straight, and it's amazing? but I have no idea what they're saying cause it's in turkish? ok maybe I need to dig up a video Anyone know if there are translations of the poo poo your guys will say in all the different languages? i swear I turned on subtitles but I don't think that makes a difference
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sunday at work posted:There is an audio setting that makes your team speak English regardless of their faction. but i want to know what they're saying in turkish/italian/german ravinghobo posted:Anybody else having the game seemingly work fine and then just getting a black screen where everything '3d' would be? Sometimes it looks like green static. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYduyjlXcTY
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