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moist turtleneck posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US server. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of x bros across the USA and your account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the dust storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my land ship. Not only am I extensively trained in FPS combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bone Krew and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the map, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo. FIXIT.txt
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:44 |
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deadwing posted:EA access trial appears to be up Gettin the band back together!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 19:01 |
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sbaldrick posted:I would have played but I could barely connect today or find matches. I signed on to play some this morning and there was a 768mb patch. Let it patch, signed in, and 3 achievements for class rank immediately popped. My loadout still keeps resetting, though.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 14:31 |
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RCarr posted:The M1903 Experimental for the scout class is amazing. The damage is a little low, but it is laser accurate, and has FORTY-ONE shots in a clip. Trust me, just give it a try. It's a thing of beauty, and really makes the attack scout niche plausible. The best news.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:50 |
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:What exactly is "vehicle damage" and why do I only have 28/75 despite playing nothing but assault and doing thousands of points of damage to vehicles every match? loving this. I was trying to do this last night and getting frustrated. Near as I can tell, each time you hit a vehicle counts as one damage regardless of how much damage you actually do in one hit in the game. It's lame as poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 11:52 |
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I know there are codexes and field manuals in the campaign. Anyone know if there are dog tags, too?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 14:09 |
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Finger Prince posted:Try taking the bayonet off. I haven't tried it but according to the official site, equipping a bayonet has all sorts of detrimental effects to things like recoil, draw speed, etc. Wait, really? Have a link?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 20:21 |
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egyptian rat race posted:My new favorite activity is lighting horse and rider on fire with the flaregun. Incredibly satisfying and pretty effective The flare gun is also great on Rush. Arm an MCOM and fire a flare at the base of it. Disarmers will get caught on fire, and you have the added benefit of being able to see any enemies approaching your area.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 21:44 |
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PabloBOOM posted:
If only there was a medic around to revive me!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 21:44 |
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mellowjournalism posted:omg Fog of War was pretty fun. It threw me off at first that it doesn't really let you know when you kill someone. I thought I was just shooting really, really poorly, then I checked the scoreboard and 5 kills.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 14:26 |
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Chemmy posted:We're all in a party chat normally. When I play alone I make a party just for me so I don't accidentally hear iTzBluntsmoka1488 talk. This. The first thing I do in any multiplayer game is disable game chat. I have enough of that poo poo in CoD.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 17:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:44 |
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mellowjournalism posted:y'all can blame pubbies all you want but DICE has designed their teamwork mechanics to collapse so profoundly under their bugs that the concept of PTFO is the absolute biggest joke I've ever heard Medals, too. They medal system is so jacked that you have half the people on your team doing their own thing trying to unlock the medal instead of actually playing the game mode.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 14:38 |