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Smythe posted:im going 2 rip my balls off and drink the cum straight from my balls. then put them on my lemon juicer and really grind em up so i can get the nice pulp to jam up my rear end on the tip of a dragon dildo. I don't think you should do that. That sounds unpleasant.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:24
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What if you massaged your prostate until you climaxed, OP? No dick touching involved. That's gotta be okay with God.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:25
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Jesus ain't real
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Aug 31, 2016 02:34
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Applewhite posted:What if you massaged your prostate until you climaxed, OP? No dick touching involved. That's gotta be okay with God. I think if God walked in on someone bent over jamming a hooked dildo in their rear end trying to make themselves cum the scientific way he would be cool with it. God has loosened up a bit since sodom and Gomorrah, really, he's a really chill dude now. Honestly.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:37
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Sheep-Goats posted:WHATA MATTA OP CANT FUCKEN REACH NO MORE? my morbid obesity has nothing to do with this.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:56
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seriously though, whats the hang up that christians have with self pleasuring? why do any religions forbid it?
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Aug 31, 2016 02:58
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JiveHonky posted:seriously though, whats the hang up that christians have with self pleasuring? why do any religions forbid it? It was actually put into the bible by lizard people to encourage us, the lower life form, to procreate more.
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Aug 31, 2016 02:59
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Volume posted:one time after discovering that all my friends use lube to jerk off and I was the only dry rubber there I decided to see what it was like. I got a bit of dial soap and cranked away. Everything was fine until like the day after when my balls became swollen, red and tender. I had to be careful of how I walked for like a week and eventually the red dead skin just peeled of in the shower but my balls have remained swollen and huge since then. THey never went back down. Women always comment that my balls are huge. I hope that's a good thing. You could say these balls got some.....volume
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Aug 31, 2016 03:02
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VendaGoat posted:It was actually put into the bible by lizard people to encourage us, the lower life form, to procreate more. something about spilling your seed or somthing like that right, like thou shalt not spoo unlest thou spooest in thine wife to multiply and be fruitful
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Aug 31, 2016 03:04
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I'm so skilled at playing with myself that it's not masturbation. It's maestrobation.
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Aug 31, 2016 03:05
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genesplicer posted:I'm so skilled at playing with myself that it's not masturbation. It's maestrobation. 
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Aug 31, 2016 03:05
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Have you tried VR porn JiveHonky? You should.
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Aug 31, 2016 03:05
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JiveHonky posted:seriously though, whats the hang up that christians have with self pleasuring? why do any religions forbid it? I don't know about Christians, but for Buddhism its about freeing up your mind and putting your effort to more skillful things. It's not that it's a 'bad' thing to do, it's just that there are a lot of better things to do with the time and energy. If you have ever spent a long time studying, working out, or other activities that deplete your energy, you don't really want to jerk off once you are enervated.
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Aug 31, 2016 03:09
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Pawn 17 posted:Have you tried VR porn JiveHonky? You should. TEMPT ME NOT SATAN I REBUKE YOU ok, i'll check it out thanks
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Aug 31, 2016 03:11
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William Stoner posted:I don't know about Christians, but for Buddhism its about freeing up your mind and putting your effort to more skillful things. It's not that it's a 'bad' thing to do, it's just that there are a lot of better things to do with the time and energy. If you have ever spent a long time studying, working out, or other activities that deplete your energy, you don't really want to jerk off once you are enervated. i guess that makes sense sort of, like how boxers wont have sex while training for a fight?
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Aug 31, 2016 03:12
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genesplicer posted:I'm so skilled at playing with myself that it's not masturbation. It's maestrobation. Two researchers with clipboards stand looking through a one-way mirror. "He's Good, real good." "Not just good, he's the best i've ever seen."
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Aug 31, 2016 03:16
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