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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Satan is cool, Satan is my friend

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cku497rURF8

Tom Kenny is the loving best.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I want to gently caress Satan in the rear end

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

satan is my motor
hear my motor purr

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

You all sound really gay for Satan's big red cock

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Are you there, Satan? It's me, el B...

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

this gif is one of my campaign promises when I stand for election in 2020

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
uhhh didn't you guys read the rules

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Satan read the rules and killed hirself. Now what u gonna do?

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IrmULLV0M

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
I prefer Cthulhu. It's a more refined evil.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Rubbergoose posted:

You all sound really gay for Satan's big red cock
lol if you're not

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

nigga crab pollock posted:

the bringer of light, beezebub, ba'al, lucifer. i beseech thee with this blessing of two liter of mountain dew on your altar

Beelzebub and Ba'al are actually old Canaanite deities. Christians apparently read the Old Testament and suck at reading comprehension.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
"And Ahaziah fell down through a lattice in his upper chamber that was in Samaria, and was sick: and he sent messengers, and said unto them, Go, enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron whether I shall recover of this disease." (2 Kings 1:2)

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
The early Christians wrote in Baalzebub as a sort of "lord of demons" because they were illiterate hicks from Galilee who knew their scripture from hearsay.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

H.H posted:

Christians apparently read the Old Testament and suck at reading comprehension.

If only this was engraved on stone tablets outside of American courthouses.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Old Testament was really more henotheistic than monotheistic, anyway.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jst0rm posted:

I prefer Cthulhu. It's a more refined evil.

Cthullu is for hipsters who don't realize they missed the boat.

The boat to see Cthullu.

They're not gonna loving see Cthullu.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Jst0rm posted:

I prefer Cthulhu. It's a more refined evil.

Cthulhu is extremely passé because Howard P. Lovecraft was a racist and buy supporting his rich backlog of creative writing that means you are too.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
https://youtu.be/VdasbLKm4s0

Hail! Hail! Hail!

(ouch it loving hurts get inside guys oh poo poo it dented my loving car)

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Did someone say hail satan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-e7eclhrkk

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
whats a computer and how do i into a chatroom

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
heil santa

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Satan isnt gay

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



seems pretty gay to me

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
p gay he sucked me off just then and is now plowing into my rear end

Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket
pretty sure he is bi, the real question is does he like to top or bottom when he is with guys?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Egorger Le Chef posted:

pretty sure he is bi, the real question is does he like to top or bottom when he is with guys?

Satan is a symbol of pride and excessive self regard so top obvs.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.

Iron Prince posted:

Cthulhu is extremely passé because Howard P. Lovecraft was a racist and buy supporting his rich backlog of creative writing that means you are too.

how terrible that a guy from the 1700s so dumb he didn't even know what electricity was thought black people hatched from eggs.

big freakin deal. Just read the story, tuna dick.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Pansacola posted:

Satan isnt gay

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


http://allhailgaysatan.tumblr.com/

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
:bernin:

i hope whoever deleted bernget is dead

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Zorodius posted:

how terrible that a guy from the 1700s so dumb he didn't even know what electricity was thought black people hatched from eggs.

big freakin deal. Just read the story, tuna dick.

Tbf lovecraft seems pretty hideously racist even in comparison to his contemporaries. Dude had issues. But it doeasn't come up much in his stories so freaking out about it in relation to them seems a lot like yelling about a plastic hula girl figure to me. Yeah I went there.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLuE5wZ8DY

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Iron Prince posted:

Cthulhu is extremely passé because Howard P. Lovecraft was a racist and buy supporting his rich backlog of creative writing that means you are too.

People like to use "*phobic" terms to describe hating a group of people or an ideology or whatever but from my understanding Lovecraft legitimately was pretty scared of black people etc and his stories about spooky otherworldly beings wouldn't be the same without it coming from a place of genuine fear

Also apparently naming his black cat "friend of the family man" wasn't actually a particularly uncommon thing

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

s0m3 guy posted:

heil santa


I grew up on this movie. It's a family classic

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Volume posted:

I grew up on this movie. It's a family classic

:same:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

H.H posted:

Beelzebub and Ba'al are actually old Canaanite deities. Christians apparently read the Old Testament and suck at reading comprehension.

ya but i was also under the impression that early christians appropriated their names to decry their gods as false and they just kind of stuck as names for the devil

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Nathilus posted:

Tbf lovecraft seems pretty hideously racist even in comparison to his contemporaries. Dude had issues. But it doeasn't come up much in his stories so freaking out about it in relation to them seems a lot like yelling about a plastic hula girl figure to me. Yeah I went there.

stuff that is old is probably racist but that doesnt mean that you should stop reading it because Bad Ideas do not deserve to be forgotten, they deserve to be slapped up on a wall and made fun of . people stupid enough to burn books dont seem to get that and instead lean towards getting mad at surface level poo poo

an argument on whether friend of the family jim is racist, forever

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