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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is this forums terrorism

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

It was a dark and stormy night, my name is Burt Crambo and I'm a private detective who had been called to a scary old mansion to solve the murder of Jalene Turnbuckle who was a rich society gal and heiress to the Turnbuckle estate which was valued to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, well she would have had to share the proceeds with her sister of course and this being the case i immediately suspected Jalene's younger sister Gemmet Turnbuckle and seeing as how the killer must have been someone the victim trusted (no forced entry), and someone left handed (the trajectory of the blows), and someone with motive Gemmet seemed to be the most likely to have committed this heinous crime so I hurried upstairs to Gemmet's room to speak with her when i confronted her with the facts she quickly confessed to everything but the actual murder which she claimed had been carried out by the butler whom she had been having a sordid relationship with and hiding it from her family, it seems he wanted the Turnbuckle millions for himself and had talked the younger Turnbuckle sister into an ill-concieved murder plot so I called the police and had them both arrested and thats how I solved the murder of Jalene Turnbuckle may she rest in peace the end.

was she hot tho or what

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Champenema posted:

Banana pickers need a union.

pretty sure they get murdered when they try lol

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