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It was a dark and stormy night, my name is Burt Crambo and I'm a private detective who had been called to a scary old mansion to solve the murder of Jalene Turnbuckle who was a rich society gal and heiress to the Turnbuckle estate which was valued to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, well she would have had to share the proceeds with her sister of course and this being the case i immediately suspected Jalene's younger sister Gemmet Turnbuckle and seeing as how the killer must have been someone the victim trusted (no forced entry), and someone left handed (the trajectory of the blows), and someone with motive Gemmet seemed to be the most likely to have committed this heinous crime so I hurried upstairs to Gemmet's room to speak with her when i confronted her with the facts she quickly confessed to everything but the actual murder which she claimed had been carried out by the butler whom she had been having a sordid relationship with and hiding it from her family, it seems he wanted the Turnbuckle millions for himself and had talked the younger Turnbuckle sister into an ill-concieved murder plot so I called the police and had them both arrested and thats how I solved the murder of Jalene Turnbuckle may she rest in peace the end.
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Moridin920 posted:was she hot tho or what it was a dark and stormy night and her body was heck of tight.
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Frog Assassin posted:I once got into a debate with a friend over the lyrics to this song. She insisted that it was "a beautiful bunch of ripe banana; highly deadly black tarantula" while I maintain that it's "a beautiful bunch of ripe banana; hide the deadly black tarantula", which makes way more sense to me. I only waver on this because she's from Trinidad so it's not like she's having any trouble with the accent. Am I wrong? black tarantulas are not deadly and they would never attack unprovoked. palps up dont shoot
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canpakes posted:Hey mister tally man say the epic memes... Tane le win and the Cucky pizzone. I'm going to hold your shoulders and stare intently into your eyes as I slowly piss my pants.
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