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im not cory and i dont know a trevor but everyone who doesn't like tool who has run into a tool fan has a nearly identical story
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When's the next album drop?
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hemophilia posted:about 5 or 6 years ago i was with a friend and we were bored and looking for anything to do. his friend hits him up and asks him to help unload a u-haul and get him set up in a new apartment, in exchange we will get to smoke some weed and meet some people. We do it, it's no big deal, all the heavy poo poo save 1 or 2 things was moved already. So we hang out, party, some people come, we all get high, and it's fine until everyone leaves, it's just me, my friend, and this dude, who has decided he is going to gush about a threesome he just had on his birthday. It's cool to have threesomes. I'm happy for him, but he's going into every dirty detail for like the 2nd hour now, and we're on our way to taco bell, and he's like OH MAN do yall like Tool? you should have killed him and stuffed his body in a ravine
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Sep 1, 2016 05:32
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to be free to ride my machines and get loaded Tool is straight edge. 
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how do i stop getting foot cramps
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:how do i stop getting foot cramps lower the back of your ankle onto a tablesaw until everything below it is no longer attached to your body
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Sep 1, 2016 06:22
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TOOT BOOT posted:you should have killed him and stuffed his body in a ravine 
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Sep 1, 2016 06:22
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Im going to listen to tool today.
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Sep 1, 2016 09:03
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Sometimes I feel like listening to TooL but they aren't on Spotify
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Sep 1, 2016 09:23
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The show is called "Home Improvement", it's the show he hosts within the show that's called "Tool Time" but yeah who the gently caress likes Tim Allen anymore
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KomodoWagon posted:The show is called "Home Improvement", it's the show he hosts within the show that's called "Tool Time" but yeah who the gently caress likes Tim Allen anymore dont you ever talk that way about the tool man
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Sep 1, 2016 09:37
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Did you know his real name is Timothy Dick
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Sep 1, 2016 09:38
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the tool man owns http://detroitintheseventies.ytmnd.com/
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i'm tim the tool man tailor's fat hapless assistant
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Sep 1, 2016 10:12
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VICARIOUSLY, I edit: (VICARIOUSLY, )I had a period where I liked Tool a lot back in the mid-2000's but now I think they're just pretty alright tbh
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Sep 1, 2016 10:17
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CJacobs posted:VICARIOUSLY, I you shoudl listen to stinkfist and parabola again.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:14
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i know the pizzas fit
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Sep 1, 2016 19:37
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The Protagonist posted:i don't listen to tool but i want a real penis wrench i saw on one of their posters one time That wrench is actually a picture of my junk. I'm like a hand model but for dick wrenches.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:11
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thathonkey posted:i'm tim the tool man tailor's fat hapless assistant I'm his sexually underwhelmed wife
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Sep 1, 2016 20:14
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I like tool but I don't talk about them much. I haven't listened to tool in a while.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:16
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thathonkey posted:i'm tim the tool man tailor's fat hapless assistant I'm Wilson's hot niece. 
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Sep 1, 2016 20:17
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I wonder what the Butthole Surfers are up to these days aside from surfing buttholes.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:36
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I listed to 46 &2 on the way to work today and bobbed my head while air guitaring it on my settering wheel. since then my accomplishments are getting drunk at the rio grande, setting up a fantasy football league and huffing canned air from a stash I found because they are hiding it now
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also I hade some queso atomica and a chicken enchilada
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dad gay. so what posted:I listed to 46 &2 on the way to work today and bobbed my head while air guitaring it on my settering wheel. since then my accomplishments are getting drunk at the rio grande, setting up a fantasy football league and huffing canned air from a stash I found because they are hiding it now You goddamn rear end in a top hat, you said you were off of it!!
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Sep 1, 2016 20:37
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I make a 100K a year for this
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OctoberBlues posted:You goddamn rear end in a top hat, you said you were off of it!! ya had a moment of weakness, I spend most of the day in ER yesterday but I didn't have the heart to tell them I was having withdrawl symptoms from it so I said it was alchohol which is probably true too
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Sep 1, 2016 20:38
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they pumped three bads of saline into me and gave me some benzos for the trmors
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Sep 1, 2016 20:39
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You might want to mention the canned air abuse to them, perhaps they can save you before you die.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:41
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haven't puked yet tho so I guess that's a good sign plus the broncos are on tonight so I have areason to live
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Sep 1, 2016 20:41
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OctoberBlues posted:You might want to mention the canned air abuse to them, perhaps they can save you before you die. the only thing you have to fear is fear itself
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dad gay. so what posted:the only thing you have to fear is fear itself plus im pretty sure they suspected it when they said my blood was "wonky" which is my least favorite word. I shouldn't have had alcohol in mty system at 11am probably
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Sep 1, 2016 20:43
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secret shooters and wines are thinly thing that is keeping my upright at this point. and benzos now I guess
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Sep 1, 2016 20:43
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Hmm, well hopefully you don't get fired for not doing work, those medical bills can pile up! p.s. - if you need an assistant please let me know, I could hide liquor around the office and be a lookout.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:44
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OctoberBlues posted:Hmm, well hopefully you don't get fired for not doing work, those medical bills can pile up! I think we are hiring because of the lack of work by certain staff members. do you kjnow how to use a computer
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Sep 1, 2016 20:47
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I listen to Hooker with a penis sometimes
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Sep 1, 2016 20:48
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Enter sadman
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its pretty laid back plus you can drink. we are having a fantasy draft and lobster boil tomorrow
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Sep 1, 2016 20:48
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and I was just told we are wearing shorts tomorrow and drinking booze
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Sep 1, 2016 20:52
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dad gay. so what posted:its pretty laid back plus you can drink. we are having a fantasy draft and lobster boil tomorrow Yeah, I can use a computer I think, possibly even well? I don't usually drink during the day so it is possible I could be a valuable "asset" to your "team" just due to soberness.
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OctoberBlues posted:Yeah, I can use a computer I think, possibly even well? I don't usually drink during the day so it is possible I could be a valuable "asset" to your "team" just due to soberness. what line of work are you in . we need some database / webe / echnology types cause the main one is so drat drunk all the time
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