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DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
I Shot Harambe In His Stupid Gorilla Face

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

That Robot posted:

where does the cucky pizzone meme come from

It doesn't. Everyone should never say it ever.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

DoctorG0nzo posted:

I Shot Harambe In His Stupid Gorilla Face

shut the heck up nerd

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

shut the heck up nerd

I have always shot Harambe and I will keep shooting him

Imagine a human face smiling as it shoots Harambe, forever

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That Robot posted:

where does the cucky pizzone meme come from

Not sure if it started on SA, Reddit or w more obscure source but it's taken the world by storm at this point

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

https://www.change.org/p/michael-benson-eku-president-rename-eku-s-new-hall-to-harambe-hall

Harambe Hall, hell yeah.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
He was no Optimus Primal, that's for drat sure

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
he was the gorilla my dreams

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
ape dead so what

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Why did they use lethal force instead of a tranq?

Khorne fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Sep 1, 2016

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
because harambe knew something

harambe was going to talk

but they knew they couldn't just outright kill him - the public wouldn't believe the monkey died in his sleep

so the cia paid the mother to "accidentally" let her kid jump into the gorilla cage... and noble harambe, sweet harambe, knuckle-jogged to the wounded babe's aid...

and that's when the cia struck

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Are you eating pork?
No that's Harambe

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

I AM THE TOILET posted:

because harambe knew something

harambe was going to talk

but they knew they couldn't just outright kill him - the public wouldn't believe the monkey died in his sleep

so the cia paid the mother to "accidentally" let her kid jump into the gorilla cage... and noble harambe, sweet harambe, knuckle-jogged to the wounded babe's aid...

and that's when the cia struck

My god... It all makes so much sense now. *slowly takes dick out while maintaining eye contact*

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
*nixon slowly emerges from grave* I have been returned for Harambe.

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?

Khorne posted:

Why did they use lethal force instead of a tranq?

something must be done against zookeepers brutality

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004









KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Hammurabi?

I barely know 'er!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
*child's limp body gets pulled through water so fast that it leaves a huge wake* wah, why be soooo hasty

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
Harambe... he was my (colloquialism derived from a horribly racist ephitet often used in jest but use of which is still frowned upon)

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
gently caress it imma say it

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
Paisano

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Eyyyy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



maybe it was just his time and we're all just waiting 2 be shot by the zoo security police men

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
dicks out
gorilla radio

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I agree with OP, at first I thought harambe was dumb, but now i cannot get enough of harambe

He even has a super catchy tribute song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyexDiUShGA

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Khorne posted:

Why did they use lethal force instead of a tranq?

prolly so he didn't freak out when he got hit with a non lethal dart and rip the kids face off before he got drowsy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JakeP posted:

I agree with OP, at first I thought harambe was dumb, but now i cannot get enough of harambe

He even has a super catchy tribute song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyexDiUShGA

hot dad or bust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyNgY1ZHrHk

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

JakeP posted:

prolly so he didn't freak out when he got hit with a non lethal dart and rip the kids face off before he got drowsy

They should have used a bazooka, only way to be sure

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
more like Harambae :angel:

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
*watches video of angry gorilla violently dragging limp toddler around the enclosure*


why were they so hasty? We should have seen where this was going

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

That video is also very good :unsmith:

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K41xWCX5uMU

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I love memes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There's only like 100,000 of these gorillas on the planet whereas there's like a billion dumb toddlers so maybe we should have just let Harambe have this one.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

FrankieGoes posted:

There's only like 100,000 of these gorillas on the planet whereas there's like a billion dumb toddlers so maybe we should have just let Harambe have this one.

For all we know harambe was just dragging the kid around looking for his mom to return him to her

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

generative grammer posted:

dicks out
gorilla radio

loooool

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
okay okay okay now we live in the fictional universe where harambe was not killed but the baby was and now we're all pissed at the zoo for not killing that GOD DAMNED MONKEY :mad:

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjN5-f2MNWM

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