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Hey everybody. There’s been some rumblings lately from the higher ups that a few things need to change around here. In the spirit of community, let’s all do our best to come up with some good, wholesome new rules. No joking around in this thread!!! This is for serious discussion of what the best new rules in General Bull poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:36 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:50 |
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Rule: anyone who used a slur in their post gets a JINX. not gonna list the slurs and bad words here because i’m not going to jinx myself, but you know what they are. anyway, when you’re jinxed, for 1 week any words you post will get filtered and replaced with a paragraph from Moby Dick. to break your jinx early you have to mail a polite handwritten apology to the Something Awful LLC headquarters in [Missouri or Kansas or wherever the hell it is again, edit this before posting].
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:37 |
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Rule: Lots of forums have Idiot Kings (or “IKs” for those in the know), well GBS is going to have Village Idiots. The village idiot(s) is(are) randomly selected from the pool of posters who have had a thread goldmined within the last year. The selected Village Idiot(s) are, for the duration of the month, subject to the inverse of every gbs rule except the prohibition on NWS poo poo. Examples of normal rules everyone is subject to: “Worthless Posts: We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either.” “Low Content Posts: Please do not make posts containing no content (ie, "first post," "hello, I'm new here," etc.).“ "Forum Fuckery: Don't gently caress up the forums or any user on the forums. If you post a malicious link (any URL with spyware or code designed to annoy people) you will be banned." Examples of their corresponding inverses that the Village Idiot(s) must follow: “Worthless Posts: We do care if you are drunk or high; please inform us of either.” “Low Content Posts: Please make posts containing no content (ie, "first post," "hello, I'm new here," etc.).“ "Forum Fuckery: gently caress up the forums or any user on the forums. If you do not post a malicious link (any URL with spyware or code designed to annoy people) you will be banned."
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:39 |
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Rule:
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:43 |
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Rule: Better be careful with the report button!! If, upon mod review, it is determined that the person youre reporting didn’t do something worth probating/banning them for, you will spend a week set to read-only for every forum except You Look Like poo poo and Business, Finance, and Careers. It’s the first step to a brand new you!
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:47 |
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Why would we just copy the rules from the star citizen forum??
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 06:10 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Alow new variations of memes , especially when a significant body of users has said they find them funny, e.g. Krusty heart attack. uh i asked for serious rules here. mods?? Rule:
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 06:51 |
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tenspott posted:Lol like it matters that bitch is deaf anyways she can't hear poo poo i don't know if it would count, but just in case that word you said would count as a slur, here is an example of what your posts would be filtered to under the JINX rule I suggested in an above post: tenspott posted:Next was Tashtego, an unmixed Indian from Gay Head, the most westerly
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 06:58 |
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Rule: any image currently on the mods’ poo poo List can only be posted in the form of a picture of a unique handwritten/hand-drawn image (no tablet bullshit!! a real drawing! on paper). You cannot re-use images; for every posting you must draw a new stock-photo-of-salad / happycat / ACES! etc. Example:
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:32 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:50 |
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Rule: Every day, SA Support Robot randomly picks a Word Of The Day from the daily archives of Urban Dictionary. (samples: “crunk” “chirps” “do the math” “truffle butter” & “haterade”) It is kept a secret! The first person that day to use that word gets a free forums upgrade! The second person to use it gets forums cancer.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 03:29 |