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A lovely K:D will do that to you.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:00
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vibeo games?
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Sep 1, 2016 15:02
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It's the lack of sex
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Sep 1, 2016 15:02
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are they? last thing i remember reading about gamers is that they're oddly more socially outgoing than the general population. maybe its just a stereotyping thing.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:03
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Sublimation of the personal disappointment and despair at the knowledge that they could have mastered a skill that is profitable and enriching instead of the thousands of hours they spent being entertained by what amounts to a virtual set of colorful, jangling baby keys
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Sep 1, 2016 15:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsJfLKtGlfw
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Sep 1, 2016 15:03
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cuck cuck im gay posted:It's the lack of sex
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Sep 1, 2016 15:04
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clearly you've never experienced the frustration of trying to shave off 0.1 second off your speedrun of a 25 year old game, and falling just short of your goal.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:04
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High adrenaline combined with poor impulse control, a lack of social skills, and a predisposition to being on the autism spectrum Also self-described "gamers" are more likely to be poor minorities so pat yourself on the back for pushing another racial stereotype, jerk
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Sep 1, 2016 15:04
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lack of attention span coupled with poor impulse control
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Sep 1, 2016 15:06
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MOM KEEPS COMING IN THE ROOM WHEN I AM ON THE MIC! I AM TRYING TO GAME MOM!!!
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Sep 1, 2016 15:06
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A lifetime of playing video games, they just want to feel feelings again.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:07
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NOOOBS !  Playing online games will make me less angry from Monday when kids go to school again.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:15
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I haven't gotten angry over video games since I was 8
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Sep 1, 2016 15:17
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loneliess, anger, inferiority complex, obesity, thumb gigantism
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Sep 1, 2016 15:20
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quote:I haven't gotten angry over video games since Star Wars: Tie Fighter
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Sep 1, 2016 15:20
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Hogge sounds like he's bad at video games
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Sep 1, 2016 15:22
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Video games are ruining this fine country, smdh.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:24
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I play counterstrike and if there was a button that would kill every cs:go player including myself I would make a machine to hit it a thousand times just to make sure
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Sep 1, 2016 15:25
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Hogge Wild posted:What's the deal with it? Anyone who identifies themselves as a gamer is retarded
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Sep 1, 2016 15:26
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I don't play video games, but tbh I could learn if people will pay to watch me play, which seems to be what is happening in the world right now. 
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Sep 1, 2016 15:27
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salt content
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Sep 1, 2016 15:32
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i had a roommate that was a huge gamer, he would constantly click his mouse. he said he was trying to increase his "actions per minute". can any goon gamer confirm that this is actually a thing?
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Sep 1, 2016 15:33
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video games are for children OP
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Sep 1, 2016 15:34
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plain blue jacket posted:Hogge sounds like he's bad at video games What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:35
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Is PS5 really gonna look that much better than PS4? Like, serious question: are we approaching a point where resolution will surpass our eye's ability to resolve detail, so that game engines effectively can't really look any better? I mean you can find novel ways to render smoke effects and poo poo I guess but really PS4 already doesn't look that much different than PS3 games to me!
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Sep 1, 2016 15:35
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the last game i played was far cry and i spent half the time laughing at its hot tits. might i recommed the silent french monstastic documetnary into great silencece instead? u fetus?
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Sep 1, 2016 15:36
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b-minus1 posted:i had a roommate that was a huge gamer, he would constantly click his mouse. he said he was trying to increase his "actions per minute". can any goon gamer confirm that this is actually a thing? It is a thing. It's called getting good.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:36
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Because the ethics are all screwed up.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:38
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the last game I played was cry irl
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Sep 1, 2016 15:39
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b-minus1 posted:i had a roommate that was a huge gamer, he would constantly click his mouse. he said he was trying to increase his "actions per minute". can any goon gamer confirm that this is actually a thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMBKJRg_aY
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Sep 1, 2016 15:39
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Hogge Wild posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo. Mods??
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Sep 1, 2016 15:40
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If you think you're getting mvp online by being a passive yogi motherfucker you are sorely mistaken
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Sep 1, 2016 15:40
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Jose posted:Anyone who identifies themselves as a gamer is retarded
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Sep 1, 2016 15:40
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Hogge Wild posted:What's the deal with it? Just played CS Go where a girl spoke in chat. Young teenage kid focuses on her and never stops harping. Also this: SpaghetioSexNoises posted:If you think you're getting mvp online by being a passive yogi motherfucker you are sorely mistaken
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Sep 1, 2016 15:44
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I'm not sure dota players count as gamers, or human beings.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:58
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b-minus1 posted:i had a roommate that was a huge gamer, he would constantly click his mouse. he said he was trying to increase his "actions per minute". can any goon gamer confirm that this is actually a thing? It's sperglords trying to rile themselves up into some sort of Nerd Frenzy, like berserkers taking hallucinogens and cutting themselves and poo poo
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Sep 1, 2016 16:01
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Why the gently caress would you ask that, OP????? I will break into your house and kill you're pets!!!!
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Sep 1, 2016 16:04
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Because they have led lives of leisure at the expense of others and have never learned the true meaning of suffering so when they can't beat,the latest sonic level they throw a hiss fit
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