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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My xbox froze today and I must admit, I was a little peeved

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

The deep-seeded hatred of women in video game industry infinitely fuels my anger.

Also, if I scream 24/7 for a couple of year then I'll become a goku.

HOW DARE THEY CREATE FEMALE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS gently caress THEM!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I started cussing out the loving Ikko Ikki yesterday because they broke our alliance and trade agreement to declare war on me, forcing me to make peace with the honorless Oda clan to head back to Omi and defend my poo poo. And now they're all gonna loving die.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They're angry because Diddy Kong WON'T loving JUMP! I pressed the jump button and he didn't jump! gently caress this poo poo-rear end game! *Throws controller against the wall*

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Actually, gamers aren't very angry at all, but the Internet has made everyone inclined to communicate in nothing but childish tantrums and My Little Pony pornography. Simply endeavor to rise above it all.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
For the young adult gamers, just check out the "You whore bitches" thread.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I am angry!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

8 track betamax posted:

Because they have led lives of leisure at the expense of others and have never learned the true meaning of suffering so when they can't beat,the latest sonic level they throw a hiss fit

ive got numbers tattooed on my forearm and i still yell SUCK MY drat BALLS if i lose a game of dota 2

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Konami code couldn't bring dad back :(

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Like the ancient warriors, gamers need to psyche themselves up into a frenzy of rage in order to face the daunting battle ahead. You don't sack cities and make empires with kindness and a peaceful heart

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Actually, gamers aren't very angry at all, but the Internet has made everyone inclined to communicate in nothing but childish tantrums and My Little Pony pornography. Simply endeavor to rise above it all.

Yeah i feel like actually most gamers I know are just high a lot

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah i feel like actually most gamers I know are just high a lot

Yeah but habitual stoners seem to be super loving cranky when they're sober

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that's true

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah but habitual stoners seem to be super loving cranky when they're sober

I hate stoners so much. And as they're so fond of reminding everyone, marijuana isn't addictive so they can't wriggle out of blame like alcoholics.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

I hate stoners so much. And as they're so fond of reminding everyone, marijuana isn't addictive so they can't wriggle out of blame like alcoholics.

Yet they have such a massive mental addiction to it that when you bring it up they get violent

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yet they have such a massive mental addiction to it that when you bring it up they get violent

Users are losers, imo

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Nah, weed rules, you just need to not let it rule you.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Users are losers, imo

Honestly I think if I relived my childhood I'd probably avoid pot and shrooms this time around, because the only fun I ever had on them was trying to run away from what I thought were cops and hiding in the woods for 7 hours before my brother showed up and took me home because one of my friends called him letting him know the direction i ran off in.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al Cowens posted:

Overwatch is poo poo but I appreciate the gremlin d.va meme

They recently added an undocumented feature that if you type "gg ez" to the other team it filters to random stuff like "I'm really trying to be nicer to people, honest!" and "Oh come on just one more game mom! Whoops, mistell" and it's pretty great

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



farmville tore this marragie apart

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Business Gorillas posted:

They recently added an undocumented feature that if you type "gg ez" to the other team it filters to random stuff like "I'm really trying to be nicer to people, honest!" and "Oh come on just one more game mom! Whoops, mistell" and it's pretty great

Isn't "gg" a nice thing to say tho?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Applewhite posted:

Isn't "gg" a nice thing to say tho?

Only when you destroy the other team like pushing down a special ed kid.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Honestly I think if I relived my childhood I'd probably avoid pot and shrooms this time around, because the only fun I ever had on them was trying to run away from what I thought were cops and hiding in the woods for 7 hours before my brother showed up and took me home because one of my friends called him letting him know the direction i ran off in.

I will take you real zooming anytime u want booblordz. Patisgay and I r professionals.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
No one loves them, OP.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Isn't "gg" a nice thing to say tho?

"gg ez" is kinda sarcastic gg though, like 'good game... easy as gently caress lol.' Basically saying that your team sucked real bad.

"gg hf" is the polite version before the game, or just 'gg' after the game although it surprises me not at all to learn toxic internet retards have turned that into an insult now too

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet that in 100 Overwatch games between the same two teams, each team will win 50 times regardless of "skill level."

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Booblord Zagats posted:

Konami code couldn't bring dad back :(

Sorry about your dad but you have to enter it BEFORE you die else it doesn't work

Did you try loading an earlier save game?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Moridin920 posted:

"gg ez" is kinda sarcastic gg though, like 'good game... easy as gently caress lol.' Basically saying that your team sucked real bad.

"gg hf" is the polite version before the game, or just 'gg' after the game although it surprises me not at all to learn toxic internet retards have turned that into an insult now too

I think it's more the attitude of "gg" only being said by the winning team after absolutely smashing the snot out the losers.

Oh, but when it's a very close game, neck and neck with no clear guess as to who gets ahead and one team wins? Lots of screaming and swearing on both sides.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I loving love video games and I will kill anyone who disagrees with me

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Actually, gamers aren't very angry at all, but the Internet has made everyone inclined to communicate in nothing but childish tantrums and My Little Pony pornography. Simply endeavor to rise above it all.

8bs posted:

I'm trans-sympathetic. Which means I feel sympathy that we allow mentally ill people to mutilate their bodies to sustain an unhealthy delusion.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Applewhite posted:

Isn't "gg" a nice thing to say tho?
not after gamergate

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What is gamergate?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
the N64 is the best game system that humankind has ever made and I will beat the everloving poo poo outta anyone who tries to say otherwise

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Applewhite posted:

What is gamergate?
ah gently caress

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

What is gamergate?

good grief?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Applewhite posted:

What is gamergate?

a site with some good deals and prices

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I wish 8 bit scholar would trans into a good poster

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

the Sega Dreamcast is the best game system that humankind has ever made and I will beat the everloving poo poo outta anyone who tries to say otherwise

FTFY :smug:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

oh son you gone and done it now
:ssj:

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u wouldn't like me..when i'm gaming, mom

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