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Where do pirates stand on gay marriage? Or is it more of a "cabin boy/captain" sort of a situation?

"Oh Kendall, where did you go, you missed the ending of the movie, it was really go-"
Carlos turned around to look at Kendall as he finished the sentence, but before he could, his jaw dropped. Kendall stood before him, dressed in a light red, baggy, long sleeve, old century dress shirt. A pair of black pants with a dark red sash tied around his waist, tucked in to a pair of dark brown boots with gold buckles on them.
Covering the top of his hair was a dark red bandana and to top the entire look off, there was a sword strapped to his side.

"Y-you're a-a…" The blonde smirked. "A pirate?" He asked, ever so smugly. His smirk grew when he noticed Carlos couldn't stop staring at the top four buttons of his shirt that were undone. He walked closer to the Latino, who for the life of him; couldn't take his eyes off of Kendall.
"This is what you wanted-" He traced his fingers along Carlos' jaw. "-right?" Carlos gulped, nodding slowly. He smirked again, unsheathing his sword and carefully pointing it towards Carlos. "Then as Kendall Knight, captain of 2J, I demand ye make haste to me bedroom. Now."

Carlos didn't have to be told twice as he snapped his jaw shut, hopped over the sofa, and dashed to Kendall's bedroom. Kendall followed, smirking again, the sword still in hand.

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Kendall, having successfully trapped his quarry in his bedroom, held him at sword point and robbed him of all valuables before forcing him to walk the plank.

He walked the plank and landed on a sword.

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