Told Two Times posted:

Well if that's the case, How do I prove im not a giant fruitbat?

Told Two Times posted:

Yeah why? So fuckface Tim Kaine can be President? That guy couldn't manage a loving McDonald's.

Face it. There's been a political pivot. The democrats sold their soul to the devil and some lunatic hijacked the Republican party. The democrats are not the lesser evil anymore. Hillary Clinton will only make your life better if you're already a multimillionaire. She is a whore of Babylon.

That's why she's so loving sick. Her body and soul are not strong enough to contain all that evil poo poo. She ain't no young 45 year old politician new to this poo poo. She is an old hag that's been doing stone cold evil poo poo since like the 70s.

God is cutting her rear end down. She is being smitten. Good riddance to human garbage.

extra stout posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangulation_(politics)

the man who reinvented and named this tactic was literally her husband's adviser

you grab the default idiots of your party, wear the right color shirt, agree with all of the equal rights and social side of things, but when it comes time to make money or start a war, you explain the justification for other, outside ideas on things in a way that is TOO IMPORTANT for anyone to belittle or claim they care about more than you do, you then impress the less intelligent of the remaining would be non voters and still ultimately just do whatever it is your business partners sent you to do

i don't know how to do it, but convincing young especially college kids in america that there is nothing democratic about the democratic party is essential. the fact that debbie wasserman schultz can win an election after her scandal against american democracy, and that tim kaine was the previous DNC president who passed that job onto her is all too much for me to comprehend without getting sweaty and using poor grammar

the only reason the democratic party has a single intelligent voter still registered in it is because the media and the laws even force them to be there, we're probably 1 or 2 elections away from most of these people being at least verbally independent or green party members

CaptainSarcastic posted:

This thread has convinced me that we need to get a Constitutional amendment and just keep Obama for a third term while we get rid of the Republican and Democratic parties entirely and rebuild the electoral system.

extra stout posted:

i don't know how to do it, but convincing young especially college kids in america that there is nothing democratic about the democratic party is essential. the fact that debbie wasserman schultz can win an election after her scandal against american democracy, and that tim kaine was the previous DNC president who passed that job onto her is all too much for me to comprehend without getting sweaty and using poor grammar

phasmid posted:

Yeah...I have a similar reaction, except mine would cause me to say things that would probably stick to me in a court of law. But it was really fun arguing with the dnd lobotomites saying the leaks were of no importance, often citing CNN to back their position up when it says *right there in the drat leaks* that they were taking orders from DWS.

So I let facebook and sundry say the things I am too savvy for. I feel like David Duke.

Darth123123 posted:

mdm posted:

no lie spaghetti is pretty much the only meal I cook for myself because I can't cook for poo poo but I make a drat fine spaghetti

phasmid posted:

they were taking orders from DWS.

Told Two Times posted:

How much do all you faggots that poo poo up the Internet will pro hillary garbage make? How many of you are there? I heard most of you guys are unpaid interns lol. I guess you get what you pay for lol

http://correctrecord.org/

http://correctrecord.org/about/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/21/hillary-pac-spends-1-million-to-correct-commenters-on-reddit-and-facebook.html

So basically these new world order motherfuckers are doing everything they can to bend the Internet into hillary's narrative. I did not realize this wasn't common knowledge yet. All you have to do is go to c spam and look at those bastards posting all that white noise hillary masturbation filth.

This ain't the end of something this is the beginning. Soon you won't be able to go anywhere on the Internet without wading through paid shills lying through their teeth trying to get you into their narrative. You can already see it on reddit, just check out any thread about climate change, mcdonalds, or turkey.

Why don't you all take a step back and look at the big picture. Yeah trump is a big fat dummy. But hillary is the loving devil. I mean they had at least four people murdered last month. What will become of this bats hit crazy world? I mean you can count on hillary winning. The system is rigged. This country is broken and can't be fixed.

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Pawn 17 posted:

I think Obama is the most pro-corporate president in modern history and yet people can't get enough. He is basically a corporate spokesman at this point, but hey, "I'm lovin' it!".

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yes, a third term for Obama is really the best possible outcome to this election cycle.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yes, a third term for Obama is really the best possible outcome to this election cycle.

Told Two Times posted:

You've either been caught up in the wrong narrative for too long or you're a nutcase. Obama is an awful President to the level that I'm seriously wondering if his goal is to weaken or destroy this country.

Told Two Times posted:

You've either been caught up in the wrong narrative for too long or you're a nutcase. Obama is an awful President to the level that I'm seriously wondering if his goal is to weaken or destroy this country.

a bone to pick posted:

Obama the nobel peace prize president

dookifex_maximus posted:

should start one of those petitions on the whitehouse website to change obama's name to droney mcdroneface to better fit US foreign policy

CaptainSarcastic posted:

This, and also to make him serve a third term.

dookifex_maximus posted:

should start one of those petitions on the whitehouse website to change the title of the office of the President to Droney McDroneface to better fit US foreign policy

hth posted:

p sure obama isnt irish

i would get on board fore droney dronenstein or droned dronenberg. hell, i'd even settle for Frank Lipshitz

and not obamas name, I would like those names as my new handle

mods tia

Told Two Times posted:

Thanks. For real. You explained that much more eloquently than I knew how to. I will add your distinctiveness to my own. You have somewhat improved my life.

phasmid posted:

Yeah...I have a similar reaction, except mine would cause me to say things that would probably stick to me in a court of law. But it was really fun arguing with the dnd lobotomites saying the leaks were of no importance, often citing CNN to back their position up when it says *right there in the drat leaks* that they were taking orders from DWS.

So I let facebook and sundry say the things I am too savvy for. I feel like David Duke.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm going to assume you made a typo in that post and meant to say "the Republican party" rather than Obama, because that makes the sentence actually work.

dookifex_maximus posted:

I would say that weakening this countrys sovereignty is a goal and a means to an end that many transnational elites with political power in the USA share, and that this goal is shared by all of the members of this supranational group hanging around the UN, WTO and IMF machine.

Obama's goal is to get his share of the pie and we've been stacking governments on top of governments since before recorded history to gently caress around with your neighbors pie, near and far.

In your very town there are people who are happy to give up your towns sovereignty to any number of greater governmental confederacies (county, state, national, international, supranational) to get a bigger slice of that pie.

He doesn't want to physically destroy this country obviously, nobody would ever burn pie if they had to, but plenty of people throughout history have proven themselves tolerant of burning pie to keep their bigger share of next year's depressed wartorn pie.

AphexMandelbrot posted:

I've heard they pay pretty well but I wouldn't know since I take my payment in three punches delivered to David Brock's balls when I get in, at lunch, and as I clock out. I also don't get taxed on that so that's pretty cool.

Told Two Times posted:

There hasn't been a riot since like Milwaukee. What's going on? We are like two or three weeks overdue for a riot.

a bone to pick posted:

Don't worry, the police are on the case:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tyree-king-13-fatally-shot-police-columbus-ohio-n648671

a bone to pick posted:

Don't worry, the police are on the case:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tyree-king-13-fatally-shot-police-columbus-ohio-n648671