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Triggered posted:How are your knife fighting skills? It may come to the point where you have to defend your piss soaked cardboard box against other homeless people. Keep your mind sharp and your knife sharper out there friend. his inventory only contains rusty dagger x1, lets hope he doesnt encounter any proper bandits on the road to Riverdell.
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Sid Vicious posted:i went to jail did you come back after jail and find that bridge taken over by undesirables? why did you go to jail? how did they find you? weren't you off the grid? I need to know more. Also, OP can suck the poo poo straight out of my rear end in a top hat please.
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JiveHonky posted:his inventory only contains rusty dagger x1, lets hope he doesnt encounter any proper bandits on the road to Riverdell. lets find out >go west
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Sep 1, 2016 21:53
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hth posted:did you come back after jail and find that bridge taken over by undesirables? i had a place to go after I got out of jail and got a job and then I went to a psychiatric institution and was put on disability and then last October I got a job again finally but am also still on disability
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LGD posted:lets find out You walk towards Riverdell for a few hours unaccosted, but just ahead of you the road appears to be blocked by a fallen tree. As soon as you see the tree you get a nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach. The tree trunk is thick and has tangles of branches, you won't be able to climb over it. You have 2 options, to continue on the road towards Rivendell you must go the long way around the fallen ttree, or if you would rather give up you can turn around and head back the way you came, East towards the Blackened Forest. What do you do?
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Sep 1, 2016 22:02
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No wonder sam hates this guy
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Sep 1, 2016 22:03
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All you need to be a successful homeless is a Nissan Altima, a library, and a package of sausages. And two cats. And some Mormons.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:08
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OctoberBlues posted:No wonder sam hates this guy hes just an awful poster lol
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Sep 1, 2016 22:10
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What are you gonna do with your dog human being
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Sep 1, 2016 22:13
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You poor thing. Do you need money for designer jeans?
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Sep 1, 2016 22:14
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*becomes homeless* welp, time to start a gbs thread
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Sep 1, 2016 22:15
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Sid Vicious posted:yes i was kicked out at 14 for being an atheist and refusing to go to church or admit God was real as well as a bunch of other stuff I don't want to get into. lived with a friend of mine on a cot for like 3 years since his parents were really nice he passed away 10 years ago unfortunately but after I turned 18 I was working at a good job and rented a room for awhile but I started doing a lot of drugs and stole a ton of money from my job and after I finally thought I was totally screwed if I went back to work (they were doing inventory and I did a lot of sneaky inventory stuff to steal money) I started living under a bridge I'll try and find it on Google maps one second smdh Sid you athiest bastard.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:19
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Sid Vicious posted:i had a place to go after I got out of jail and got a job and then I went to a psychiatric institution and was put on disability and then last October I got a job again finally but am also still on disability Good for you man, maybe you can help op go directly to jail,instituation, disability, job without the bridge part
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Sep 1, 2016 22:43
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Carmant posted:Looks like I'm homeless.. lost my job and my home. FrankieGoes posted:All you need to be a successful homeless is a Nissan Altima, a library, and a package of sausages.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Good for you man, maybe you can help op go directly to jail,instituation, disability, job without the bridge part id rather he just go away haha
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Sep 1, 2016 22:43
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i hope you meet a nice homeless gay and move in with him
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Sep 1, 2016 22:45
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*studiously avoids eye contact with OP*
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proof of concept posted:"3 hots and a cot" as they used to call it, beats starving on the streets Fun fact it's not actually a cot, I suspect they just use that because it rhymes. It's a stainless steel bunk bed.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:50
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criscodisco posted:Fun fact it's not actually a cot, I suspect they just use that because it rhymes. It's a stainless steel bunk bed. Tell us about your stint in the "Big house"
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Sep 1, 2016 22:57
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I hope you're not actually homeless op, if you are I hope you deserve it because otherwise that's hosed up.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:58
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Sid Vicious posted:i would still consider my self any atheist yeah i dont go like running my mouth about it or put other people down for their beliefs though it's just my own lack of beliefs has nothing to do with others. this is the yard I walked through and the edge of the bridge I lived under No pic of the underside of the bridge? Well lah-dee-dah!!! Seriously, homelessness is a bitch, and can happen to most people out of yhe blue after a run of bad luck. I was kicked out of the boy scouts as a teen for refusing to salute the flag and say words about honouring the Queen (God save the Queen from a fascist regime!) and stuff about God, who I didn't believe in back then. My parents kicked me out of home at age 19 for my generally rebellious punky attitude, love of unemployment & stuff, but helped see me into a share house because they weren't bastards like your parents sound to have been. Very hard to get a job when you have no address and are unwashed and grizzled looking due to homelessness. And very hard to get a home without a job.
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VendaGoat posted:Tell us about your stint in the "Big house" Let me tell you about my nutsack instead.
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BigBadSteve posted:No pic of the underside of the bridge? Well lah-dee-dah!!! I was kicked out of the boy scouts as a teen for refusing to salute the flag and say words about honouring the Queen (God save the Queen from a fascist regime!) and stuff about God, who I didn't believe in for a period then. My parents kicked me out of home at age 19 for my generally rebellious punky attitude and love of unemployment & stuff, but helped see me into a share house because they weren't bastards like your parents sound to have been. Very hard to get a job when you have no address and are unwashed and grizzled looking due to homelessness. And very hard to get a home without a job. tldr: Everyone needs plenty of friends with couches. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Sep 1, 2016 23:02
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criscodisco posted:Let me tell you about my nutsack instead. 
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Sep 1, 2016 23:04
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op i suggest u get a copy of the holy bible for urself
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Sep 1, 2016 23:07
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JiveHonky posted:You walk towards Riverdell for a few hours unaccosted, but just ahead of you the road appears to be blocked by a fallen tree. As soon as you see the tree you get a nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach. we're not a quitter >continue west
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Sep 1, 2016 23:08
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home is where the heart is which i think means if you kill somebody and eat their heart you legally own their home
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Sep 1, 2016 23:08
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Sid Vicious posted:i had a place to go after I got out of jail and got a job and then I went to a psychiatric institution and was put on disability and then last October I got a job again finally but am also still on disability Father of the year
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Sep 1, 2016 23:15
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did your girl have your gayby yet sam? i need to know
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Carmant posted:Father of the year And you wonder why noone likes you. Rude man
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Sep 1, 2016 23:19
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Carmant posted:It's hard here on the streets. I'm the smallest homeless guy in my shanty town so I always have to bottom. I'll open up a patreon soon so you guys can help me out with some cash.. and maybe get something in return if you're ever in the area If you don't swallow then all you deserve is a hard slap. Seriously, you seem the type who wakes up late every morning in their city townhouse, dons rags stolen from actual homeless people while they slept, spends all day begging uptown with your BS sob story, then deposits the proceeds in your high yield investment account, spitting on and kicking a homeless person tryimg ro sleep outside the bank entrance. Stocks fail, and so do you. I predict actual homelessness for you after everyone you try to cheat get sick of your lies, and you've long forgotten how to tell the truth. Enjoy.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:22
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Captain Yossarian posted:And you wonder why noone likes you. Rude man We play rough in GBS
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Carmant posted:Father of the year Fuckface of the year.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:23
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You, I mean. Not Sam.
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criscodisco posted:You, I mean. Not Sam. His name is Sid. You dont even know his name and you're acting like his friend? That's pathetic lol
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Sep 1, 2016 23:24
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crisco's calling him sam to show forums oldtimer cred, if he was posting as sam then it'd call him sid. he is a good poster, crisco not so much.
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BigBadSteve posted:If you don't swallow then all you deserve is a hard slap. Lol at the  radiating from this post.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:32
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How can you even shave your balls if you're homeless?
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BigBadSteve posted:If you don't swallow then all you deserve is a hard slap. get a load of this retard
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LGD posted:we're not a quitter As you near the tree, intending to walk around it, 2 Highwaymen leap from the bushes on either side of the road behind you blocking your escape. "Your money or your life!" says the smaller thug. Forgot to mention, the larger thug is armed with a sturdy cudgel x1 and the smaller has brass knuckles x1 and sharpened dagger x1 >_ JiveHonky fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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