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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

one of the cool side effects of this drug will literally be "causes cancer"

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wandered into this thread and now I don't know where I am, is this DnD?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

I wandered into this thread and now I don't know where I am, is this DnD?

no one has been probated on the 1st page, so no

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I thought Alzheimer's was caused by oral herpes

Does this cure oral herpes

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

I thought Alzheimer's was caused by oral herpes

Does this cure oral herpes

Only if you gargle it.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

ColoradoCleric posted:

I heard this poo poo causes brain swelling and bleeding

it's an immune based therapy targeting the brain to yeah this will probably be the reason it won't pass trials

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

just a reminder that the company that makes EpiPens, the poo poo you need to carry with you if you have a bad allergy so you don't literally die, cranked the cost to $600 a pair over the course of the last year or so.

They also awarded multi million dollar bonuses to executives for improving their revenues.




Meanwhile kids with bad allergies can just deal with it lmao



but but but we gotta pay for research



lol so what if some peanut kids suffocate gently caress 'em

There's too many kids w allergies anyways, this could help thin the herd out

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
hopefully we don't forget how to cure whatever it was we were talking about

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

kazr posted:

drugs ending in "mab" cost 30 to 50k per year :)

Hey now, only the majority of the time! Immunomodulator treatment of MS only costs about $6,000 a year! :) It costs 60K for leukemia lmao


kazr posted:

one of the cool side effects of this drug will literally be "causes cancer"

Unlikely considering monoclonal antibody therapy is literally used as a cancer treatment

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


late life care is just a dance between staving off cancer, heart disease and brain degeneration until the almighty takes you anyway so who cares if it would be cancerous anyway

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

kazr posted:

drugs ending in "mab" cost 30 to 50k per year :)

Yep, "biologics" like humera are super expensive. BTW if you have a loved one with Alzheimer's and have lab access you might be able to order a similar antibody from abcam

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
rich old white men are at risk for alzheimer's, so there is actually serious research into curing it

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Theres a certain juice product invented by Manfred Goldsteen that is useful for all sorts of illnesses.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
that dude who got the placebo all that time should probably get to have the real thing now that the study is done
lol sorry about your brain

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I did clinicals this year in a long term care facility, which was almost exclusively people with some form of dementia in various stages.

It was pretty much the worst experience of my life.

Highlight was telling a guy with a three minute memory who was running for president.

"Hillary."

"Oh. that makes sense. what about republicans?"

"Donald Trump."

"poo poo"

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Serious Frolicking posted:

rich old white men are at risk for alzheimer's, so there is actually serious research into curing it

It's sad but true that this is how it works. You haven't ever wondered why heart disease and rear end cancer have been completely eradicated in the 21st century?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
what about a cure for the "eating too much pussy" face cancer? that's how my dad died and the way things are shaping up im deffo at risk as well

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dunno about your dad, but you shouldn't self-diagnose. you obviously have pussy face, not pussy-eating face.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I won't be able to afford it so die quickly lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i dunno about your dad, but you shouldn't self-diagnose. you obviously have pussy face, not pussy-eating face.

me irl

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/gmVGZCB.jpg
:nws:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Gatekeeper posted:

what about a cure for the "eating too much pussy" face cancer? that's how my dad died and the way things are shaping up im deffo at risk as well

Then get an HPV vaccine. Halves the risk of throat cancer from oral sex.

norton I
May 1, 2008

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I

Emperor of these United States

Protector of Mexico
This will fail, because all Alzheimer's therapies fail.


Worse is that they fail expensively in Phase 3, because people are desperate and good at lying to themselves.


Commercial development needs to stop until we know what we are doing, but it won't. Everyone will keep dumping more money on this garbage fire because they've spent too much to quit now, and they're convinced the next $400,000,000 lottery ticket will be different.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hey get a load of this human being. "nothing has worked yet so we should just give up also i smell very bad"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
cool becuase there is a high probability my mam is going to get it since basically everyone woman on her side of the family has

BluJay
Oct 1, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line

Mariana Horchata posted:

good, now i hope they cure parkinsons next since im prob gonna catch that and slowly die in sheer misery

Yeah this

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Skeleton Ape posted:

Yeah, they should tell people in medical studies that there is no guarantee that this will work, it won't make things worse, or you will even be receiving the treatment. I can't believe they don't do that :mad:

I signed up for a trial for a new hayfever drug & at the interviews they made a massive point of explaining there was a 1 in 3 chance of ending up on a placebo.
Seeing as I'm hosed without my normal pills I quit at that point, I was working at a garden nursery & needed to be able to work.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
alzheimers is severely sucky

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I'm not really bothered about this news to be honest. I'm pretty sure I would remember if I had something as serious as Alzhiemers.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I feel like Alzheimers would be okay if you rolled with the "always say yes" improv role with one important modification: winning the lottery.

Like if I start asking where Billy is, don't tell me that he died back in aught-9, tell me he won the lottery. I'll be super stoked.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Will this "cure" work on all kinds of dementia and senility, or just Alzheimer's?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I need to die before science cures death

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
anyone made a "LOL let me know when it cures AIDS" joke yet? If not, then let that stand as my post. If yes, then pretend I posted some banal words that are relevant to the discussion

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
pretty cool news op thanks for sharing


:)

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
its a horrible loving disease im statistically likely to get, and even im not going to fall for this poo poo: whether it be the data was manipulated, the study cannot be accurately recreated, or billionaires will ruin this somehow because old people aren't good enough consumers or some poo poo, i don't have the reason

i just know this has a zero percent chance of actually solving a problem in our lifetimes

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
So, how many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Premeditated Toast posted:

So, how many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

how many gently caress gently caress I just gotta know

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
So, how many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Premeditated Toast posted:

So, how many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

AGGHHHH FUUCK

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
what's this thread about again?

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

extra stout posted:

its a horrible loving disease im statistically likely to get, and even im not going to fall for this poo poo: whether it be the data was manipulated, the study cannot be accurately recreated, or billionaires will ruin this somehow because old people aren't good enough consumers or some poo poo, i don't have the reason

i just know this has a zero percent chance of actually solving a problem in our lifetimes

you need to chill out fella the only reason this ab won't hit the shelves will be because it causes a bad reaction in a large enough subset of people

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