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Looks like now that the Krusty meme was banned from SA, it contaminated into the real world, spreading like a virus!
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Ibogaine posted:Looks like now that the Krusty meme was banned from SA, it contaminated into the real world, spreading like a virus! genesplicer look what you have unleashed
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Sep 5, 2016 13:55
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Genesplicer unleashed the fuckin' Clownpocalypse.  Parallax Scroll posted:im going to avoid going outside just to be safe Bad news, clowns also make house calls Snowglobe of Doom posted:Edit: poo poo, there was also the Killer Clown of West Palm Beach, a murder case back in 1990 that was apparently never solved. Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Sep 5, 2016 14:00
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I feel like crossposting this from CC is appropriate at this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_0ofTy5xDo
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Sep 5, 2016 15:36
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Bad news, clowns also make house calls im still going to avoid going outside
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Sep 5, 2016 16:25
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free drad
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Sep 5, 2016 16:45
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While we were all worrying about that zika virus, they invaded.
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the first symptom of clown sighting is heart attack
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Sep 5, 2016 16:48
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Shneak posted:While we were all worrying about that zika virus, they invaded. The Goodies tried to warn us back in 1975 ....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQkgYT2bQ8k
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Sep 5, 2016 16:58
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Isn't that lovely It remake coming out soon why hasn't anyone said this is vital marketing for that
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Business Gorillas posted:Isn't that lovely It remake coming out soon why hasn't anyone said this is vital marketing for that There's been a bunch of articles pointing out that Rob Zombie has a slasher clown film coming out real soon https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/04/south-carolina-clown-sightings-could-be-part-of-film-marketing-stunt http://www.inquisitr.com/3481327/clown-sightings-one-theory-links-creepy-clown-encounters-with-movie-publicity-stunt/ The clowns were sighted in Greenville and RZ's film was previewed in Greenville last Thursday Edit: loving hell, it turns out clowns are illegal in South Carolina quote:Miller warns that if someone is doing this for “kicks,” they should know that South Carolina law prohibits anyone over age 18 from dressing up as a clown, adding that a city ordinance related to “molesting or disturbing the public” could also lead to their arrest.
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Sep 5, 2016 17:30
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I would watch a remake of footloose with clowns
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Goodies tried to warn us back in 1975 .... Wow, that was poo poo.
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It's spreading, Claims of creepy clowns trying to lure kids have expanded into a second state. In reports eerily similar to recent clown sightings that have garnered the national spotlight near Greenville, South Carolina, two children have reported seeing a clown trying to lure kids into the woods with treats about 175 miles to the northeast in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. "Police in South Carolina have tallied six similar sightings so far. In the first incident, reported Aug. 21, a police report described a “suspicious character ... dressed in circus clown attire and white face paint, enticing kids to follow him/her into the woods.” A woman told a responding deputy that her son had “seen clowns in the woods whispering and making strange noises.” http://www.cbsnews.com/news/clown-sightings-reports-of-clowns-luring-kids-expand-into-second-state-south-carolina-north-carolina/
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Ibogaine posted:Looks like now that the Krusty meme was banned from SA, it contaminated into the real world, spreading like a virus! That, and/or SA might have been responsible in another way. Were these recently-spotted clowns... SLENDER MEN? Or perhaps contortionist evil clowns, aka BENDY MEN? "Something Awful, the internet makes you DEAD."
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El Boot posted:my condolences either way He couldn't catch a ride from Greer down to the news studio.
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Lime Tonics posted:It's spreading, I can neither confirm nor deny if this was perhaps maybe me.
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People are getting proactive up in North Carolinaquote:GREENSBORO, N.C. - When a Greensboro resident spotted a clown near his apartment complex Tuesday, he thought of recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into the woods, and he grabbed a machete and chased after the character. Source.
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does genesplicer live in north carolina
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Sep 7, 2016 17:07
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Machete Man is the hero we deserve.
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Sep 7, 2016 17:14
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Children should be so lucky as to be kidnapped by a creepy clown... Smdh
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Sep 7, 2016 17:27
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I like that my hometown only gets national attention for dumb poo poo like this.
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Sep 7, 2016 17:29
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worst part is once they take off that makeup and wig you'd have no idea they were a clown a clown could be next to you RIGHT NOW and you'd have no idea
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CharlestonJew posted:worst part is once they take off that makeup and wig you'd have no idea they were a clown I once met someone at a bar that said he was a clown and then he gave me his card, in case anyone needed a clown for something, and I nevr went back to the resturant. The card said he was a clown
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Sep 7, 2016 18:10
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So this is all viral marketing for It right?
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Are kids that much harder to kidnap these days? I feel like if these clowns truly wanted to lure a kid into the woods, they already would have. My votes for viral marketing/alternate reality promotion
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My vote is that it literally isn't happening, but I'm decidedly pro child murder via clown so
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BigBadSteve posted:That, and/or SA might have been responsible in another way. Bendyman may very well be one of the harbingers of the Clownpocalypse.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:14
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Lol we live in a world where it's illegal to dress as a clown. Wtf
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http://mashable.com/2016/09/06/clown-sightings-north-carolina/#Hhj_zcvqXiqm They have started a clown sighting map, Here is a creepy ice cream truck, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97IV2XK2l3U
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Lol we live in a world where it's illegal to dress as a clown. Wtf tell that to YLLS
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 An arrest has been made But here's the twist: the cops didn't arrest a clown, they arrested an alleged clown falsifier quote:WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (Reuters) - A North Carolina man who told police someone dressed as a clown had knocked on his window at night landed in jail on Friday after admitting he fabricated the story, the latest twist in a string of such reported sightings in recent weeks. The government is already covering up the clown infestation and discrediting the witnesses.
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How stupid can you be to not only lie to the police, about something that happened when no-one was looking, but get caught in that lie you controlled
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
What a clown.
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Lime Tonics posted:It's spreading, Ever since Goodwife Flopsie moved to town, my cows only give sour milk. I have my fingers crossed that the new version of the Satanic Panic is Clownageddon.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
you left out the best part "But as of Friday, officers had not found the clown, who according to a statement was chased off by a man wielding a machete. "We don't recommend that," Greensboro police spokeswoman Susan Danielsen said."
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vols bitch posted:does genesplicer live in north carolina No, I keep my scary clown activities limited to the southwest. (And no dealing with kids. Those things are gross, and I deal with them enough at school. Why would I want to deal with them more?)
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DisgracelandUSA posted:He couldn't catch a ride from Greer down to the news studio.  my nigga(otoh not having a license has never stopped him before)
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