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Forcefully expressing opinions of a political nature on first or second date. Its ok to have opinions but if you say something innocuous and your date immediately twists it into a political statement and has a tone of challenge or condescension its really uncomfortable and pretty much guarantees you don't want to see them again.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:30
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not quietly sitting in the background as eye candy whilst I record my Dark Souls LPs
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Sep 2, 2016 15:42
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When I make a joke about what a loving waste I am and she doesnt reapond in a joking way thats bad
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Sep 2, 2016 15:52
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Being an angry swarm of wasps.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:13
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Prefers International Harvester to John Deere
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Sep 2, 2016 16:18
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john deere is overpriced garbage that stopped being good decades ago
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Sep 2, 2016 16:23
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Lol if you can afford standards.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:24
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Mozi posted:john deere is overpriced garbage that stopped being good decades ago Pffttt, I bet Massey Ferguson Limted paid you to say that
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Sep 2, 2016 16:26
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Not being impressed by break dancing
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Sep 2, 2016 16:28
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I hate jeans too.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:30
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Wanting my body.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:31
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Having a "problem" with my anime waifu.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:36
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Arian_Samurai posted:Pffttt, I bet Massey Ferguson Limted paid you to say that uh.... what would make you say that *drives away on new harvester*
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Sep 2, 2016 16:52
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Pawn 17 posted:Having a "problem" with my anime waifu. She's just being tsundere.
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Sep 2, 2016 17:25
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I had one date girl who was a compulsive nose picker. I am not kidding. All through dinner, looking me in the eye. 
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Sep 2, 2016 17:26
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Ruggan posted:poops less than once every day Someone who poops over five times a day.
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Sep 2, 2016 17:33
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Game beakers?
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Sep 2, 2016 17:37
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The_end posted:Someone who poops over five times a day. SOME OF US HAVE PROBLEMS K
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Sep 2, 2016 17:39
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Smash it Smash hit posted:skin made of cum cum made of skin
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Sep 2, 2016 17:39
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Refers to me as "Mayo Daddy"
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Sep 2, 2016 17:39
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If you don't post on SA I'm not sure we could be friends, let alone lovers
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Sep 2, 2016 17:39
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Farts don't smell bad enough
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Sep 2, 2016 17:42
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Calling it a game breaker instead of a deal breaker
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Sep 2, 2016 17:48
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Panniculus that hangs higher than mine. Filthy genitals completely obscured or bust
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Sep 2, 2016 17:49
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RedLobster posted:Calling it a game breaker instead of a deal breaker Pointing out mistakes. BEGONE FOUL HARLOT!
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Sep 2, 2016 17:53
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Married to Lowtax
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Sep 2, 2016 17:57
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Flesh Forge posted:I had one date girl who was a compulsive nose picker. I am not kidding. All through dinner, looking me in the eye. The bigger question is why every dinner with you is a staring contest, weirdo. She probably did it to get you to look away first.
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Sep 2, 2016 17:57
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eats fewer than 100 shrimp at red lobster shrimpfest
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Sep 2, 2016 18:00
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Having slept with more than 100 men during our first date.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:02
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She asks me to name the last 3 female authors I read and then doesn't accept JK Rowling as one of them.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:04
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doesn't give head
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Sep 2, 2016 18:05
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Has a head
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Sep 2, 2016 18:08
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isn't dead
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Sep 2, 2016 18:08
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when I try to take her on a 256th date and she always has an overflow in her counter and glitches out
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Sep 2, 2016 18:12
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GORDON posted:She asks me to name the last 3 female authors I read and then doesn't accept JK Rowling as one of them. Heh. I like reading female authors, it's always so great to have books I can carefully explain how to improve.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:15
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She refuses to eat green eggs and ham.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:16
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Wearing too much make-up or being really made-up, in general. It puts me on edge that they put so much effort into looking good for our date in hopes that it will distract me from the bones of dead children that she keeps spitting under the table every couple of minutes. I don't like high maintenance women.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:21
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Knight posted:Wearing too much make-up or being really made-up, in general. It puts me on edge that they put so much effort into looking good for our date in hopes that it will distract me from the bones of dead children that she keeps spitting under the table every couple of minutes. I don't like high maintenance women. She's not high maintenance, just ogre-eager
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Sep 2, 2016 18:23
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Isn't into pegging or being spitroasted
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