post itt only if you've ever sucked a dick

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > post itt only if you've ever sucked a dick

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

The only time I have ever sucked a dick I was told it was the best dicksucking he had ever had so I don't know if I should take this as a good or bad thing because I do not desire to become a professional blowjobber

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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I humblebragged about the Dick Suck

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 07:19

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

YeahTubaMike posted:

i always just assumed any guy who said that was just lying so you would be all proud of yourself and suck his dick more

drat. I feel like a fool now.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 02:51

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I'm sorry your penis got bit off Gatekeeper

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 06:06

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I should mention that he said this after the blowjobbing had already taken place and not during so I dunno I like to think it was a legitimate compliment tyvm

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 06:07

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