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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i eat so much pussy im shittin clit but I've never sucked cock

i am shamed

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 05:47

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:30

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

every guy ive sucked off has been like omg baby that was amazing how did u do learn to do that? and then i start telling him about the time me and my friend went to this weird show in the Philippines and started talking to the lady who worked there and while they were busy leading the next animal up to stage she starts showing us how to do this thi

anyway at this point i realize he cant understand me so i start spitting out all the bottlecaps

my fav poster :love:

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 05:47

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

one technique ive worked on is to bite down and shake it powerfully with my neck until it squeaks this is called the pet toy

2nded

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 22:53

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sonofsilversign posted:

half handbeezy poo poo

elab pls

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 00:54

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sonofsilversign posted:

when they keep a hand on the ddick the whole time under the pretense of jerking you off but its really there as a buffer to stop the dick going too deep

theres probably a more technical term but i dropped out of dick sucking school cause the workload was too much for me

Ah yes static hand is el garbago

The hand should be moving on all dick dimensions, up and down the length whilst constantly spinning back and forth around its circumference

all this should be happening independent of the actual mouthsucking

I know a thing or two about a thing or two about suckin fuckin dick

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 04:50

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:30

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Business Gorillas posted:

One time I was getting a really bad blowjob and she got mad because I didn't jizz and we got into an argument about it

same only replace argument with violent sexual assault

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 05:55

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