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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
This was in a college health class. The teacher is the women's basketball coach for the college. She seems to think it's a great message for new college students.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Seems like a good teacher. Sorta.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

id have a j/o during the movie and let the cum just stream out, ropey rivers with the powrr of positive thinking

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

basement jihadist posted:

id have a j/o during the movie and let the cum just stream out, ropey rivers with the powrr of positive thinking

nice.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

id also wish very much for my own death abd visualize it all the time

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

basement jihadist posted:

id also wish very much for my own death abd visualize it all the time

nice.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What's the secret?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i dont know but moms hate it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

a hole-y ghost posted:

What's the secret?

That is you have determination and focus you can be successful.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

a hole-y ghost posted:

What's the secret?

Wouldn't you like to know.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i am determined and focused to finger and gently caress the teacher's dad

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SweetKarma posted:

Wouldn't you like to know.
Yes, that's why I asked :confused:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

hitler was right

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yes, that's why I asked :confused:

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone. The secret is that if you wish hard enough you can get whatever you want.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Well I wish to know the secret.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

jews did 9/11

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

a hole-y ghost posted:

Well I wish to know the secret.

The secret is that if you wish hard enough you can get whatever you want.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

stop beating around the bush before you get bush whacked

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
At this point is it really much of a secret? I mean, millions of people have seen and read it. Time for a name change.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I've already said too much. I can't jeopardize the secrecy of the secret.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
i mean who among us doesn't have the OP's mom on their vision board

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Sitting Here posted:

i mean who among us doesn't have the OP's mom on their vision board

im a dad fucker guy

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Sitting Here posted:

i mean who among us doesn't have the OP's mom on their vision board

:smug:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
what's The Secret

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
sorry you go to some poo poo bumfuck college where the coaches are teachers and not separately hired professionals

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
sounds like a waste of money

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
Can we just safely assume that it's not a real college? Is it like Montana Bible college or something?

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004


That's not a secret.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
So ok, give any money I have upon my death to a third party.

Cool.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

AugmentedVision posted:

sorry you go to some poo poo bumfuck college where the coaches are teachers and not separately hired professionals

Remember to put that on your resume.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

a hole-y ghost posted:

What's the secret?
It's just Calvinism for people who are "spiritual".

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Dear employer,

I went to a school that didn't have coaches as teachers.

Sincerely,
A person who's never applied for a job before.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

phasmid posted:

It's just Calvinism for people who are "spiritual".

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
oh of course goons would think a book that espouses positive thinking and that you can effect changes in your life for the better is bad


they would rather sit around complaining about how all their problems are caused by capitalists/Obama/Jews or whoever rather than actually accomplishing anything

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

oh of course goons would think a book that espouses positive thinking and that you can effect changes in your life for the better is bad


they would rather sit around complaining about how all their problems are caused by capitalists/Obama/Jews or whoever rather than actually accomplishing anything

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

SweetKarma posted:

Dear employer,

I went to a school that didn't have coaches as teachers.

Sincerely,
A person who's never applied for a job before.

sorry I made you insecure about your lovely college lol

another crazy thing: my teachers were called "professors" and I never had to take a "health class"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Make a complaint.

Seriously.

The Secret is loving garbage and she should be fired.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Ein cooler Typ posted:

oh of course goons would think a book that espouses positive thinking and that you can effect changes in your life for the better is bad


they would rather sit around complaining about how all their problems are caused by capitalists/Obama/Jews or whoever rather than actually accomplishing anything

I'm not going to "positive think" a million dollars into my bank account. Sorry you lack the cognitive ability to understand that.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
not with that attitude you won't

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Goddamnit! gently caress you! t:mad:

SweetKarma posted:

I'm not going to "positive think" a million dollars into my bank account. Sorry you lack the cognitive ability to understand that.

Not with that negative attitude, you're not!

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