Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

SweetKarma posted:

I'm not going to "positive think" a million dollars into my bank account. Sorry you lack the cognitive ability to understand that.

Maybe you can "positive think" your way into a brain with more neurons.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
When your relative is on your death bed dying of terminal fail aids I'm going to be there and I'm going to tell them that they would live through it if they just wanted to hard enough

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
wtf why is this guy talking to himself

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

AugmentedVision posted:

another crazy thing: my teachers were called "professors" and I never had to take a "health class"

Oooh la la. Your teachers are called "professors". I've only heard of that term used in movies.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Sorry, fuckers. I used The Secret to wish that nobody else gets their wish.

Go cry to Buddha.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

SweetKarma posted:

Oooh la la. Your teachers are called "professors". I've only heard of that term used in movies.

it's because his teachers had real(!) doctorates(!!) and were hired as professors(!!!), which is to say that they teach and also do research. i'm so sorry this is difficult for you. then again you go to a college with a required health class, so clearly there are some holes in your education to date.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
sounds like your "college" is just osme glorified extension of high school, op

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
She should be fired.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Dennis System posted:

She should be fired.

  • Locked thread